‘Children not yet born ‘will not forgive’ today’s world leaders if they fail to confront the climate emergency,’ Boris Johnson said in his opening address
(Picture: Getty)Boris Johnson has, in recent days, developed a habit of comparing the climate crisis to a football match but his analogy definitely needs some work.
In an impromptu speech at Downing Street on Tuesday evening, after he had returned from COP26 in Glasgow, the prime minister tried to illustrate the fight against climate as a dramatic comeback in a football game.
He said: “If this was a football match, the current score would be 5-1 down in the match between humanity and climate change. What I think you can say today after two days of talks with around 120 world leaders is that we’ve pulled back a goal, or perhaps even two, and I think we’re going to be able to take this thing to extra time.”
After two days of talks, "we've pulled back a goal or perhaps even two... I think we're going to be able to take this thing to extra time"
— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) November 2, 2021
PM Boris Johnson says he is "cautiously optimistic" about climate conference progress #COP26BBC https://t.co/Eu0D5X5Rmp pic.twitter.com/YQ1BbCrZ4i
We don’t know where to start with this analogy.
Let’s start with the scoreline. 5-1 down is a pretty hefty margin to make any sort of comeback from. Just a few days ago Johnson suggested that humanity was down by this score at half-time, which would give Humanity FC a bit more time to make their dramatic resurrection but it’s still an almighty task and there’s no accounting for what kind of headspace those players will be in after such a thrashing.
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Secondly, even if humanity did manage to raise their game in the second half and score a goal or two, that would only take the score to 5-3 at best which we hate to say would not take a match to extra time. Nor would it even constitute a replay. Just a comprehensive victory for climate change, who might have regretted not adding to their tally in the second half.
It’s hard to believe that the prime minister attending England’s Euro 2020 semi-final with Denmark and the final with Italy at Wembley this summer – two matchesthat both went to extra-time – has managed to show such a colossal misunderstanding of football.
Needless to say, people were not impressed.
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— Alexander Brown (@AlexofBrown) November 2, 2021
Thinking you get to go into extra time when you're 5-1 down sums Johnson up perfectly...
— Ben Twomey (@BenTwomeyUK) November 3, 2021
🤦♂️ Incapable of grasping facts
🤦♂️ Lifelong sense of entitlement
🤦♂️ Constantly moving goalposts and changing the rules of the game to suit himself https://t.co/6mqdFVPxjc
Abysmal.
— Blaine Cook 💉💉🎉 (@blaine) November 2, 2021
Let's extend your metaphor a bit further, you daft wanker: If this was a football match with climate change, the 5 goals were own-goals, 2 of which were scored by your own damn government. Useless fucking asshole. https://t.co/H7y8x32bjI
Hard to know what Boris Johnson understands less here - football or climate change? https://t.co/i0Du2fsSVh
— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) November 2, 2021
Perhaps Johnson should take some advice on football analogies from Dr Jonathan Van Tam although we fear he’s been chatting about “footy” with Iain Duncan Smith too much.
