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Alex Jones begs Supreme Court to hear his appeal so he doesn’t have to pay Sandy Hook families $1.4 billion

‘There is no legitimate basis for the U.S. Supreme Court to accept this last gasp from Alex Jones and we will oppose it in due course,’ a lawyer for the Sandy Hook families said.

The Independent UK

Alex Jones asks U.S. Supreme Court to hear appeal of $1.4 billion Sandy Hook judgment

Far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has asked the U.S. Supreme Court to hear his appeal of the $1.4 billion judgment a Connecticut jury and judge issued against him for calling the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting a hoax

The Independent UK

Judge appoints receiver to sell off Alex Jones's Infowars assets to help pay Sandy Hook families

A state judge in Texas has appointed a receiver to take over and sell conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' Infowars assets

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Judge rules Alex Jones’ Infowars to be sold once again, paving way for The Onion to renew its bid

‘The families are pleased that the court has placed InfoWars parent company into receivership, which will finally lead to accountability for Alex Jones' monstrously cruel harassment,’ an attorney for the Sandy Hook families said about the ruling.

The Independent UK

Orlando Bloom Had an Unexpected Reaction to Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau's ‘Date’

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50 Headlines That Could Pass For Satire But Are Unfortunately True (New Pics)

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Orlando Bloom Addresses Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau Via AI Meme Of Angela Merkel Date

In the fake image, Bloom is pictured on a date with the former German Chancellor after his ex’s dinner with another world leader.

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“From Bloom To Doom”: Orlando Bloom Hilariously Trolls Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau Dating Rumors

"She’s a huge fan of Pirates Of The Caribbean, and he’s super into the German economy."

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As Many Traditional Newspapers Struggle, Why Does The Onion Seem To Be Thriving?

The lessons "America's Finest News Source" could offer the rest of the press.

Reason

62 Times This Satirical Online Magazine Delivered The Funniest And Most Relatable Headlines (New Pics)

One wonderful way to stand out from the crowd is humor. This is something that the team at Reductress, the internet’s “first and only satirical women’s magazine,” understands very well.

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Company linked to Alex Jones doubles offer to buy Infowars after defamation bankruptcy

A company linked to conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is now offering over $7 million to buy his Infowars platforms in the wake of his bankruptcy following massive Sandy Hook defamation damages

The Independent UK

Judge rejects Infowars sale to The Onion

The satirical news outlet had plans to turn Infowars into a parody news site

Salon

Judge Blocks 'The Onion’s Takeover Of 'Infowars'

A federal judge rejected Alex Jones’ sale of Infowars to The Onion due to flaws in bidding process affecting Sandy Hook families.

Mic

Court Rejects The Onion's Bid To Buy Infowars

A federal judge rejected The Onion's $1.75 million bid to buy Alex Jones' Infowars, citing shortcomings in the bankruptcy auction process and concerns about insufficient funds for Sandy Hook families.

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The Onion’s move to buy Alex Jones’ Infowars out of bankruptcy is blocked by a federal judge

The Onion, which wants to turn Infowars’ website and social media accounts into parodies, offered $1.75 million in cash and other incentives for Infowars’ assets

The Independent UK

Auctioneers grilled over The Onion’s bankruptcy purchase of Alex Jones’ website

The sale of Infowars is part of Jones’ personal bankruptcy case, which he filed in late 2022 after he was ordered to pay nearly $1.5 billion in defamation lawsuits

The Independent UK

The Onion's bid for Infowars is still in court as judge reviews auction

The Onion's bid to buy conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' Infowars is back in a Texas courtroom

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Judge To Decide On Infowars Sale Amid Collusion Allegations

Legal battle ensues as The Onion bids for Infowars in bankruptcy auction amid conspiracy theories and defamation lawsuits.

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The Onion's bid to buy Infowars goes before judge as Alex Jones tries stopping sale

The Onion's bid to buy conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' Infowars is scheduled to return to a Texas courtroom

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Elon Musk's X Objects To Sale Of Infowars Accounts To The Onion, Claims Ownership Over Alex Jones's Social Media

Elon Musk's X has objected to the bankruptcy sale of Alex Jones's Infowars accounts to The Onion, citing terms of service that prevent the transfer of social media accounts without its approval.

The Independent UK

Elon Musk is trying to stop The Onion from taking Alex Jones and InfoWars accounts on X

The conspiracy theorist said the world’s wealthiest man would be ‘very involved’ in the legal battle

The Independent UK

Judge in Alex Jones’s bankruptcy to hear arguments on The Onion’s bid for Infowars

Jones alleges fraud and collusion marred the bankruptcy auction in which The Onion was named the winning bidder

The Independent UK

Judge in Alex Jones' bankruptcy to hear arguments on The Onion's bid for Infowars

A federal judge in Texas is set to hold a hearing on whether the satirical news outlet The Onion made a valid bid for the Infowars platforms of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones

The Independent UK

Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families and The Onion for ‘Frankenstein bid’ to buy Infowars

Jones claimed ‘conspiratorial negotiation’ led to losing auction for Infowars