The Latest Breaking News from Sixth Circuit

River rides, purple robes, and aesthetic injuries.

From Judge Linda Parker's opinion Thursday in U.S. v. Markovitz (E.D. Mich.); the defendant is the author of Topless Prophet: The True Story of America's Most Successful Gentleman's Club Entrepreneur, though the criminal case appears unrelated to the book: Charles Blackwell initiated this miscellaneous action to unseal the sentencing memoranda…

From Koe v. Univ. Hospitals Health Systems, Inc., decided yesterday by the Sixth Circuit (Chief Judge Jeffrey Sutton, Judge Alan Norris, and Judge Eugene Siler): Koe was a medical resident at Case Western Reserve University/University Hospitals Cleveland Medical Center from June 2019 until he was discharged in April 2021, ostensibly…

Final decisions, accidental strip searches, and puppycide.

Dishwashers, Nazi-looted art, and an ag-gag mixed bag.

Brady violations, dual enrollments, and a West Coast conviction.

Solar panels, bullet fragments, and private rights of action.

Jury experiments, assault weapons, and machine guns.

If you want to sue someone, you have to do it in a court that has "personal jurisdiction" over that person; that, courts have held, is required by the Due Process Clause. One way to make sure of this is to sue where the defendant lives (to oversimplify in some…