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Digested week: Crap telly, power naps – oh and I think I may have saved a friend’s life

Also this week, Sunak fails to go out with a bang, while his party can just about be bothered to pick his replacement

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Reeves offers few laughs and no great surprises in budget speech – but austerity it isn’t

The chancellor played to packed Labour benches as the party relished its first budget in 15 years

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As the Prophetess of Doom, Rachel Reeves takes on the role she’s waited for all her life

Mention the £22bn hole in the public finances and the chancellor’s eyes light up. This is her time. Her chance to shine

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Reeves and Hunt come to brink of fisticuffs over mysteriously absent £22bn

The chancellor blames her predecessor for everything, including her reinvention as a Ministering Angel of Death

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There’s been an energy to Starmer’s slumber and beneath the chancellor’s surface dullness there lies hope

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Rishi Sunak departs with a brief nod to his achievements – mostly imagined

As Larry the Cat sees off another PM, Sunak suffers the ultimate kick in the teeth as the sun comes out for Starmer

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It’s Jimmy Dimly again for Sunday’s TV interviews as Hunt for Jeremy goes on

Just when you’d expect the Tories to be gearing up for one final election push, their big beasts have gone missing

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On the Hunt for Jeremy, the Tories’ invisible man this election

Chancellor has gone to ground, but no such luck with Mark Harper, who TV viewers were forced to endure on Sunday

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Toxic Tories doomed as Sunak hunkers down and Labour sticks the boot in

While the Conservatives have given up, Rachel Reeves didn’t make the alternative sound exciting. But maybe that’s OK

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Digested week: late nights, 37 years clean – and a rude narcissist

George Galloway gleefully greeted the press after his byelection win while Jezza rolled the dice and lost

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Jeremy Hunt’s done his best – but his best isn’t nearly good enough

If his family and friends really cared about Jezza’s mental health they would persuade him to quit

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The only real giveaway in Jezza’s fictional budget was the despair on Tory faces

Taxes are going up, not down. Growth is going down, not up. And in the end, Hunt’s ramblings didn’t even convince his own side

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Digested week: Recession, a shabby state of affairs – and a wait after a fall

A trip to A&E and more awards for actors while MPs struggled to hold an adult debate on Gaza

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Tory Top Team send the Mighty Philpster to tackle PMQs trans joke fallout

As Labour agonised over their £28bn-a-year green pledge, No 10 was working on mitigating Sunak’s latest PMQs disaster

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Hunt the crap magician can’t escape his own autumn statement illusion

Debt is not coming down. We haven’t beaten inflation. Taxes aren’t falling. But Jezza sails through interviews, believing it all

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Jeremy Hunt delivers a budget designed to destroy a future chancellor

Jezza had a last throw of the dice and money to spend. He would blow it on tax cuts and let public services die

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Tories try to reset after Raac and ruin while Keegan is unrepentant

It was another train wreck from the education secretary – it’s almost as if she’s desperate to get sacked

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GWS high flyer Harry Himmelberg, his road to the AFL, and what goes into taking a speccie?

From Jesaulenko to Modra, Cody Atkinson and Sean Lawson, take a deep dive into the art of the speccie, including a chat with the man who's hot favourite to take out this year's mark of the year.

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Hapless Jezza, the go-to minister, speeds to Suella Braverman’s rescue

Not many Tories turned up to defend the home secretary but Jeremy Quin, the government’s Mr Loophole, was there to urbanely brush her actions aside

ABC News

AFL Gather Round: Inside the proud history of South Australian footy and the stars who avoided the VFL

From Barrie Robran to John Halbert, South Australia is a hotbed of footy talent that went largely unnoticed in the east. As the AFL heads to Adelaide for Gather Round, we look back at the best of the bunch.

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Colleagues pray for Jezza to cut his losses when his four Es fail to kick in

Education, Employment, Enterprise and … Everywhere? Chancellor’s solutions to heal economy fall flat as he fails to read the room

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No-jokes Jeremy Hunt can’t bridge gap between Tory fantasy and reality

The message was that we were screwed for the foreseeable – just forget about who was to blame

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Having filled us with fear, chancellor hints that horrors won’t be as huge as he thought

The cuts will still be terrible, but not as terrible as they could have been. Rejoice! Celebrate St Jeremy, the patron saint of expectation management

Glasgow Live

Glasgow rooftop venue VEGA to host launch party for music festival EH1

The free event at the city venue will see VEGA guests rub shoulders with some of Scotland’s best DJs, including Natasha Kitty Katt, Calvin Logue, Jezza & Jod and many more.

Daily Mirror

Lottie Moss seen for first time since leaving rehab for addiction to cocaine

Lottie Moss checked into a treatment facility in Arizona in February, and continued to share photos from her stint in rehab, as she told her TikTok followers she had a ‘bad addiction to coke’

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