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Rate My Plate's WORST ever dishes - and the most savage put downs on Facebook page

You don't have to be a gourmet chef to cook up a delicious meal in the kitchen.

But it appears there are plenty of amateur chefs in the UK who struggle to make an appetising dish.

And in the age of social media, we can document our kitchen failures to millions of people.

Facebook group Rate My Plate features the most hilarious - and disgusting - culinary disasters.

Users post photos of basic meals and let themselves get absolutely roasted by total strangers.

Here are some of the worst, as reported by Mirror Online , but be warned - don't read this while eating!

1. Chris H's breakfast

Rate My Plate breakfast by Chris H (Facebook)

Ryan Lawn said: "I love soot from my chimney put on my breakfast in the morning, it keeps hunger locked up til lunch lol haha."

Ashley Woodcock added: "There's nothing I love more than a bit of topsoil with my breakfast."

2. Gemma E's fry-up

Gemma E's fry-up on Rate My Plate (Facebook)

One person wrote: "Fully loaded? With what? F****** disappointment?"

Another joked: "I've picked more food out from between me teeth."

3. Homemade Victoria Sponge by Alexander E

Homemade Victoria Sponge disaster on Rate My Plate (Facebook)

Shaun Falla said: "Looks like Spongebob had a love child with a whipped cream can."

Another user said: "Easy on the steam roller love ... I know you've got to give it back to the hire shop tomorrow but I think you've had your monies worth."

4. Turkey with 'veg and sosig stuffing' by Tory Y

Stuffed turkey monster on Rate My Plate (Facebook)

Jeff Jardine chuckled: "This looks like a pre-school art project more than food."

Paul O'Sullivan quipped: "Well done - you've made the dinner look like the face we'd pull when eating it."

5. Jacket potato with cheese and 'coldsore' by Niall B

Jacket potato with cheese and 'coldsore' (coleslaw) (Facebook)

Annabel Barrington-Hartley said: "Cheese mountain and a helping of coldsore - I think I'll pass. What's for desert, chlamydia mouse?"

Frankie Gaffney added: "There could be anything under that mess - cod mornay, chili con carne, Lord Lucan, Shergar, the Ark of the Convenant. Anything."

6. Tonight's tea by Shane C

Sausage and bacon casserole dish on Rate My Plate (Facebook)

Trish Duffy wrote: "Uncooked sausages and bacon on a plate of regurgitated veggies? No thanks."

While Gaz Hughes was more horrified by something in the background. "The food is *******  terrible but for the love of god tell me that isn't a cup of tea."

7. Bombay Pot Noodle sarnie by Jason F

Pot Noodle sandwich creation on Rate My Plate (Facebook)

Dan Cross said: "The future of Brexit cuisine."

Andre van Niekerk wrote: "Soy sauce and tapeworm sandwich! Mmmm!"

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