So Forspoken‘s new trailer is out, and it’s going over freaking terribly on social media. Memes are just something we do now, it seems.
On Tuesday, Square Enix released a short teaser for Forspoken. Protagonist Frey Holland narrates it, quickly recounting her exploits in some far-off mythical land — and everyone is clowning the dialogue. The delivery is akin to that Joss Whedon-like writing that is in virtually every Marvel Cinematic Universe film these days, where most lines are teeming with jokey remarks that become rather grating after a while.
Before we go any further, please watch the video for yourself below. Context is key and all that.
A beautiful and cruel new land? Twisted monsters? An array of magical abilities? Sentient jewellery!?
Welcome to the world of #Forspoken. pic.twitter.com/46diiLnQ7M
— Forspoken (@Forspoken) August 8, 2022
Of course, these sorts of quips don’t bother everyone. Let’s face it: an overwhelming majority of blockbuster movies over the past decade were marketed like this, so it’s not unprecedented. The game itself might be utterly devoid of this sort of Avengers-like speak, too; we won’t know until Forspoken comes out next year. But careful examination rarely stops the meme train from pulling up to the station.
As you might expect, Twitter is currently awash in parodies for this trailer. There are Doom, Yakuza, God of War, and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater variants, among many others. We’ve gathered some of the funniest reactions, remixes, and cheeky edits below.
What's my name?
so let me get this straight pic.twitter.com/la80aJ6gDf
— SungWon Cho (@ProZD) August 9, 2022
https://t.co/riyBDxeY8X pic.twitter.com/E6Xh8Vl7XJ
— 🐢 bob 📼 (@bobvids) August 10, 2022
#Forespoken in 2014 "Scalebound"
SOUND ON! pic.twitter.com/ZSerpUpjN2— colteastwood (@Colteastwood) August 10, 2022
[Crazy action, freeze-frame with record screech, start zooming in.]
"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this crazy situation. Well, it all started when this company of bad guys called the UAC got this not-so-bright idea to open a freakin' portal to Hell…" https://t.co/dY49NvA5jp pic.twitter.com/ZOgGnBn0Pv
— Possum Reviews (@ReviewsPossum) August 9, 2022
https://t.co/1CCDZjh0jK pic.twitter.com/9IpBvw06a5
— wes (@funnywes) August 10, 2022
Wanna know my name? I'm Kazuma Kiryu, the Dragon of Dojima!…it sounded cooler in my head, sorry.
I'm always catching hands with the fiercest fighters in Japan, uncovering underworld conspiracies, and…(cut to Yakuza 2 baby substory)Yeah. That's for me to tell my therapist. pic.twitter.com/oVFrxYarH6
— Wari FunniGuy (@Zari_Wari) August 9, 2022
Who me? Yeah I’m a freakin GOD as it turns out. Shyeah I’m all about that axe life. That handsome devil next to me? Fam, that’s literally my BOY. He can thank me for his good looks AND formative trauma. It’s not easy fighting heCkin VIKINGS. But Honestly? Being a parent ragnaroxx pic.twitter.com/CK1owzyzhM
— Nicholas Kole (@FromHappyRock) August 9, 2022
SO let me get this straight, I just recieved a letter from my FREAKING DEAD WIFE 🙄 https://t.co/P3OJ5GiCxs pic.twitter.com/FHNelybtJU
— Jokin (@Jokinspore) August 10, 2022
Too many quips...
“Ah man Borderlands 3 will never be beaten for worse dialogue in a video game ever”
Forspoken: https://t.co/UCQsf93itW pic.twitter.com/AFrqQtdWhI
— Kouma (@NamelessProtag) August 9, 2022
She'll probably say bazinga on a regular basis
— piss (@MuffMuncher2222) August 10, 2022
Marvel has irreversibly ruined media. https://t.co/UGavftDJ9F
— ❍︎ (@TheAngelKing47) August 9, 2022
SE really dropped that Forspoken trailer and the entire internet responded like pic.twitter.com/l8d91UOcZf
— crazy ass moments in chalk and sand history (@mrfeelswildride) August 10, 2022
People are saying how the protagonist in Forspoken talks is just how anyone would react to traveling to a magical world and if that's you I think you should be on a fucking list
— merritt k (@merrittk) August 9, 2022
>The Writers room when they write every line of dialogue as just “Well that just happened!” pic.twitter.com/XjUnxeHRqI
— Arty the Goth 🅱unBoi 🐇 (@SuperiorArtemis) August 9, 2022
Points were made
Is the writing/voice acting supposed to be bad on purpose?
— Cozy Gamer Gimp (@GrumpyCatterman) August 9, 2022
game could be absolutely revolutionary, defining a new age in gaming and i still wouldn't want to play it listening to this shit
— oliver (@olevur) August 9, 2022
This trailer made me cry like an anime fan on prom night https://t.co/f1jFWTN9ZN
— Jim Caddick (@Caddicarus) August 10, 2022
Written by Kyle Campbell on behalf of GLHF.