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Emilia Bona & Kate McMullin & Jess Molyneux

46 classic 'your da' jokes that Scousers find the funniest

Whether it be on school tables, club toilets or bus stops, we've all had the odd laugh at the random jokes scribbled in bold pen.

For years, 'your da' jokes have been among the things we haven't got tired of hearing - especially in Liverpool. From selling Avon to pretending to be The Chaser, there were some classic 'your da' jokes that are still referenced, used on social media and more.

Years back, the ECHO asked you to share the funniest your da jokes you've ever heard or seen scribbled on toilet doors. And these are a number of your responses.

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There were a number of jokes that came up repeatedly in the comments, which plenty of Scousers will have heard. Some had us in stitches with how cutting they were, whereas others went in on 'your da reads the ECHO' - cheers for those.

Here are 46 classic your da jokes sent in by Scousers through the years. Don't forget to comment below if there are any we've missed.

46. 'Ye da sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he's The Chaser' - Ste Swift (and pretty much everyone else)

45. 'Ya da makes sand dogs outside Lush' - David Miller/ Vinny Williams

44. 'Ye da takes his own club to ghetto golf' - Mike McGeoth

43. 'Yer da still tries to buy the Daily Post every day' - Mark (via Twitter)

What are your favourite 'your da' jokes? Let us know in the comments section below.

42. 'Ya da stops at lights on Grand Theft Auto' - Alex Scott

41. 'Ye da took the minus offer on the Chase' - Michael Knowles

40. 'Ye da claps when the plane lands' - Owen Armstrong

39. 'Yer da watches The Greatest Showman while ya ma’s in the bath' - Randa Murray

38.. 'Yer da likes George Ezra' - The Pen Factory toilets

37. 'Your da cried at your holy communion' - Kev Seary

36. 'Ya da does five yard sprints in Sports Direct when he's trying his new trainers on' - Stephen Nixon

35. 'Yer da fastens the strap on his Wii remote' - Mikey Wilson

34. 'Yer Dad always gives the Echo stick yet reads and follows it online and always comments' - Tom Green

33. 'Yer dad is a top fan on Dancing on Ice Facebook page' - Scott Lowe

32. 'Yer da wears a Bargain Hunt fleece to the car booties on the weekend' - Patrick O'Kane

31. 'Ya da won’t play Monopoly unless he can be the dog' - Melanie Carberry

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30. 'Ya da smokes menthol ciggies so he doesn’t have to brush his teeth!' - Helen Fletcher

29. 'Yer da’s been driving round on a space saver tyre since Christmas' - Robert Davin

28. 'Ye da's a plasterer and loves Queen - calls himself Spreddie Mercury' - Vinnie Sherbo

27. 'Ye dad works at Tesco of a day and a DJ of a night and calls himself Tiesco' - Nathaniel Wilson

26. 'Ya da is a 6ft goth who works in Greggs and calls himself The Underbaker' - Alex Scott

25. 'Yer da wears a full 1966 England kit and hangs around the park looking for kickabouts' - Unknown

24. 'Ye da does keepy uppys with a lettuce and calls himself Mo Salad' - Simon Houghton

23. 'Ya da sells Adidas four stripe socks at Tuebrook market' - David Miller

22. 'Ya da sells the Avon' - Everyone. Seriously, everyone.

21. 'Ye da rides round on a skate board drinking Monster' - Jack Torpey

20. 'All yer da’s passwords are ‘password’' - Chris Aldersey

19. 'Ye da holds Monopoly money under the light to see if it’s real' - Andrew Whittaker

18. 'Ya da does wheelies down Smithdown' - David Miller

17. 'Ya da does the hoovering in boxing gloves and calls himself Dyson Fury' - Nick Kelly

16. 'Ye dad actually pierces the film several times' - Crisy Fallows

15. 'Ya da is the best magician ever, he did a disappearing act and never came back' - Suzzanna Bryer

14. 'Ye da drinks pink gin' - Liam Whelan

13. 'Ya da sings along to Natasha Bedingfield while having a bubble bath' - Craig McCoy

12. 'Ye da wears tight denim shorts to go the Aldi' - Liam Whelan

11. 'Ye Da goes the chippy in his slippers' - Katie Cunningham

Some of the best toilet graffiti and 'your da' jokes found in Liverpool's pubs, clubs and bars (UGC)

10. 'Ya da does 5 yard sprints in sports direct when trying his new trainers on' - Natalie Rhodes

9. 'Ya da watches Star Wars well having a bevvy calls himself only one Peroni' - Ryan Butler

8. 'Your da is that skint when he opens the window the birds throw the bread in' - Stephen Holmes

7. 'Ya da’s got teeth like wheelie bins. 1 black, 1 brown and 1 missing' - Davy Waterworth

6. Ur da hoovers the house with boxing gloves on and calls himself Dyson fury - Liam Deegan

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5. Yer da thought Amazon Prime was a Transformer - Matty Delaney

4. 'Ya dar wears a mask while online shopping' - Kirsten Bennett

3. 'Your da said Boris Johnson is doing his best' - Anthony James

2. 'Yer da takes his own club to ghetto golf' - Vinny Williams

1. 'Your da watches James Bond in the bath and calls himself bubble 07' -Craig Brittles

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