Whether it be on school tables, club toilets or bus stops, we've all had the odd laugh at the random jokes scribbled in bold pen.
For years, 'your da' jokes have been among the things we haven't got tired of hearing - especially in Liverpool. From selling Avon to pretending to be The Chaser, there were some classic 'your da' jokes that are still referenced, used on social media and more.
Years back, the ECHO asked you to share the funniest your da jokes you've ever heard or seen scribbled on toilet doors. And these are a number of your responses.
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There were a number of jokes that came up repeatedly in the comments, which plenty of Scousers will have heard. Some had us in stitches with how cutting they were, whereas others went in on 'your da reads the ECHO' - cheers for those.
Here are 46 classic your da jokes sent in by Scousers through the years. Don't forget to comment below if there are any we've missed.
46. 'Ye da sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he's The Chaser' - Ste Swift (and pretty much everyone else)
45. 'Ya da makes sand dogs outside Lush' - David Miller/ Vinny Williams
44. 'Ye da takes his own club to ghetto golf' - Mike McGeoth
43. 'Yer da still tries to buy the Daily Post every day' - Mark (via Twitter)
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42. 'Ya da stops at lights on Grand Theft Auto' - Alex Scott
41. 'Ye da took the minus offer on the Chase' - Michael Knowles
40. 'Ye da claps when the plane lands' - Owen Armstrong
39. 'Yer da watches The Greatest Showman while ya ma’s in the bath' - Randa Murray
38.. 'Yer da likes George Ezra' - The Pen Factory toilets
37. 'Your da cried at your holy communion' - Kev Seary
36. 'Ya da does five yard sprints in Sports Direct when he's trying his new trainers on' - Stephen Nixon
35. 'Yer da fastens the strap on his Wii remote' - Mikey Wilson
34. 'Yer Dad always gives the Echo stick yet reads and follows it online and always comments' - Tom Green
33. 'Yer dad is a top fan on Dancing on Ice Facebook page' - Scott Lowe
32. 'Yer da wears a Bargain Hunt fleece to the car booties on the weekend' - Patrick O'Kane
31. 'Ya da won’t play Monopoly unless he can be the dog' - Melanie Carberry
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30. 'Ya da smokes menthol ciggies so he doesn’t have to brush his teeth!' - Helen Fletcher
29. 'Yer da’s been driving round on a space saver tyre since Christmas' - Robert Davin
28. 'Ye da's a plasterer and loves Queen - calls himself Spreddie Mercury' - Vinnie Sherbo
27. 'Ye dad works at Tesco of a day and a DJ of a night and calls himself Tiesco' - Nathaniel Wilson
26. 'Ya da is a 6ft goth who works in Greggs and calls himself The Underbaker' - Alex Scott
25. 'Yer da wears a full 1966 England kit and hangs around the park looking for kickabouts' - Unknown
24. 'Ye da does keepy uppys with a lettuce and calls himself Mo Salad' - Simon Houghton
23. 'Ya da sells Adidas four stripe socks at Tuebrook market' - David Miller
22. 'Ya da sells the Avon' - Everyone. Seriously, everyone.
21. 'Ye da rides round on a skate board drinking Monster' - Jack Torpey
20. 'All yer da’s passwords are ‘password’' - Chris Aldersey
19. 'Ye da holds Monopoly money under the light to see if it’s real' - Andrew Whittaker
18. 'Ya da does wheelies down Smithdown' - David Miller
17. 'Ya da does the hoovering in boxing gloves and calls himself Dyson Fury' - Nick Kelly
16. 'Ye dad actually pierces the film several times' - Crisy Fallows
15. 'Ya da is the best magician ever, he did a disappearing act and never came back' - Suzzanna Bryer
14. 'Ye da drinks pink gin' - Liam Whelan
13. 'Ya da sings along to Natasha Bedingfield while having a bubble bath' - Craig McCoy
12. 'Ye da wears tight denim shorts to go the Aldi' - Liam Whelan
11. 'Ye Da goes the chippy in his slippers' - Katie Cunningham
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10. 'Ya da does 5 yard sprints in sports direct when trying his new trainers on' - Natalie Rhodes
9. 'Ya da watches Star Wars well having a bevvy calls himself only one Peroni' - Ryan Butler
8. 'Your da is that skint when he opens the window the birds throw the bread in' - Stephen Holmes
7. 'Ya da’s got teeth like wheelie bins. 1 black, 1 brown and 1 missing' - Davy Waterworth
6. Ur da hoovers the house with boxing gloves on and calls himself Dyson fury - Liam Deegan
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5. Yer da thought Amazon Prime was a Transformer - Matty Delaney
4. 'Ya dar wears a mask while online shopping' - Kirsten Bennett
3. 'Your da said Boris Johnson is doing his best' - Anthony James
2. 'Yer da takes his own club to ghetto golf' - Vinny Williams
1. 'Your da watches James Bond in the bath and calls himself bubble 07' -Craig Brittles
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