ARIES
Hold it, Tyra. You may have to bite your tongue for longer than you’d like, but stay strong because it won’t be fun digging yourself out of the repercussions of your feedback. Only say what’s necessary.
TAURUS
Clean up on aisle four! Brush up on your financial hygiene to make space for more dolla in your Dior. Declare what you truly want and stick by your choice, it’s all hands on deck to move forward.
GEMINI
Sometimes you have to take the long, winding road to strike gold. Believe it or not, there’s method in your madness, so make like Kate Bush, float where the wind blows and tether yourself to your visions.
CANCER
Remember: all storms must take a siesta, eventually. You’re not a MAFS producer, so be mindful that you don’t stir up any fictional drama. Put the gossip mongers around you on mute and stay in your lane.
LEO
Take a step back and consider the bigger picture before you act on your impulses. Who knew that you could be the glue that binds the gang back together and inspires collective common sense?
VIRGO
If Kim K can be a lawyer, you can carve your way whichever way you please. In this case, negotiation may work in your favour, and your analytical insight will add the right balm to your words.
LIBRA
If you feel as though you have a blindfold blocking your view, the only way to see is to let go of your search for perfection. To get from A to B, it is time to throw caution to the wind.
SCORPIO
Your designated Abba mantra for the week is ‘money, money, money’. Zoom in on your financial data to spot habitual patterns. A revelation might mean you can bank more by doing less.
SAGITTARIUS
Put your glad rags on because you’ve been granted a pass to mingle in the VIP lounge. The question is, who would you like to take with you? Make peace with those who want to stick to the same old script.
GEMINI
Sometimes you have to take the long, winding road to strike gold. Believe it or not, there’s method in your madness, so make like Kate Bush, float where the wind blows and tether yourself to your visions.
CAPRICORN
Go on, treat yourself to a massage and redownload that meditation app you deleted in 2014. Surrender to total relaxation. In a world of pure calm, you can springboard yourself into your own enchantment.
CANCER
Remember: all storms must take a siesta, eventually. You’re not a MAFS producer, so be mindful that you don’t stir up any fictional drama. Put the gossip mongers around you on mute and stay in your lane.
AQUARIUS
You have full permission to be your own wild, bohemian muse. Let go and experiment with different textures to fine-tune your creative lens. You’ll see the world with new eyes in no time.
PISCES
At home, you might have to play devil’s advocate more than you’d like. But stick at it as you’re the one who can change the narrative. And remember: before the boom comes the bust.
