Do you wake up ravenous for breakfast each morning? Do a couple of rounds of toast and a bowl of cereal simply not cut it for you?
As the Birmingham Mail reports, farmer Ted Phillips may have the answer to your prayers...
Phillips, of Shepherd's Place Farm in Nottinghamshire, has created a full English breakfast which even the most die-hard fan would probably agree is a little intimidating.
Firstly, it's called Terminator 3: Judgement Day, so we're not talking smashed avocado on sourdough toast here.
Secondly, it comprises of a whopping 135 items. That's 12 to 15 pieces of each breakfast component, bacon, sausages, eggs, hashed browns - the works.
Are your arteries quivering in fear, or are you still tempted?
If you think you could handle this beast, then it will set you back £20 and you'll have to travel to the Midlands.
Still, breakfasts like this only ever happen once in a lifetime and, as Ted claims, this one is double the size of his previous offering, the Terminator 2, which had a (comparatively) measly 65 items.
While most of us would probably struggle to even make a dent in the Terminator 3, professional competitive eater Kyle Gibson (known as Kyle v Food) has already made light work of it.
Kyle recently defeated the beast, gobbling up the tray of grub in just over 28 minutes
The best bit? Kyle then managed to squeeze in a 10 scoop ice cream cone afterwards.
Speaking to Nottinghamshire Live, Ted said anyone who completes the Terminator 3 in an hour will make the cafe's wall of fame and get breakfast free for a year.
