Going up!
Ellie Bamber as Mossy
First glimpse of Bamber as Kate Moss in the new biopic has us counting down the days to the premiere. She looks glorious in the Galliano Union Jack blazer Moss has loaned her.
Bootbags
Given any branded bag is a target for thieves, consider something altogether more off-putting. Eden Tan has just launched clutches crafted from two old leather boots. It’s chic.
Luxe chess
Not since The Queen’s Gambit has chess had such a moment. Raffles has just launched a collectable set by jewellery designer Ellie Mercer and whisky label The Balvenie.
Timberlands
Very much back. From Pharrell’s Louis Vuitton pairs to a new Diesel collaboration, the yellow boots are everywhere.
Going down…
Party tattoo stations
These are popping up at a few top fashion parties (the epic bashes at Kensington Roof Gardens, included). A bit stag do; potentially implicit in some serious morning regrets.
Low-waist skinny jeans
Are we ready to go full Amy Winehouse? Alix Earle’s Frame collab went viral; top US model Gabbriette is a mega-fan. In the age of Mounjaro it sadly makes sense.
Cod milt
I’m all for the salmon sperm facials, but will have to draw a line at cod milt — the white fish “sperm sac” dish that Brooklyn Beckham eats. Retch.
Amazon Fresh
These are as tempting to enter as HMP Wandsworth. Jeff Bezos’s shops offered £1 meal deals in January to entice people — did anyone notice?