“It was a lie—and the more I saw of them, the more I hated lies.”
Martin Sheen as Captain Willard was refering to the casual, arbitrary murder during the war in Vietnam in Apocalypse Now, but the same sentiment might apply for honest people trying to navigate the modern information environment – especially on Twitter.
In addition to a grotesque surge in Russian propaganda, gleeful racism, violent threats, pornbots, cryptoscams and antisemitism, Elon Musk’s stewardship of what was already referred to as a hellsite even before he took over has seen a surge in shameless “NFL rumor” accounts.
If you haven’t been exposed to these users and have no idea what we’re talking about, then consider yourself lucky. Usually these paid blue check accounts are best blocked and ignored, because all they do is make stories up in order to drive up their own engagment numbers, in the hope that Elon will cut them a check. (How’s that going?)
In this case, we found it was more fun to relish in Twitter’s reactions to an absurd “rumor” that the Seahawks were interested in Patriots quarterback Mac Jones on account of Geno Smith coming off a “pedestrian” season.
𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧:
The #Seahawks reportedly “have an interest” in trading for #Patriots QB Mac Jones.Geno Smith is coming off a pedestrian season and the Seahawks would like to bring in some QB competition to camp this summer.
The Seahawks can also move off of both Jones… pic.twitter.com/MGZ3AGhpS8
— NFL Notifications (@NFLNotify) February 21, 2024
There’s only so much lying we can take. Even if Smith’s numbers dipped a bit in 2023 there are at least 50 other quarterbacks around the league who we would rather give a chance before coming around to Jones in the rotation.
Anyway, remember to touch grass today. Let’s take a look at the replies.
— Nick Lee (@NickLee51) February 22, 2024
….wut? 🤣🤣🤣
Smith is a 2 time Pro Bowl QB.
Jones is a 2 time toilet bowl QB.
— Setting The Edge (@SettingTheEdge) February 22, 2024
LOL Geno is a top 10 QB, Mac sucks.
— Ya Boy Big Nel (@TheeNelDog) February 21, 2024
— Cam (@Camd3n_10) February 21, 2024
Source: Trust me bro
— Database Sports Picks (@DatabasePicks) February 22, 2024
— FBG (@Spoonsburner) February 21, 2024
lol Mac Jones hasn’t even sniffed a pedestrian season yet
— J D (@Rumrunner11) February 22, 2024
— El Chapito (@Srg509) February 22, 2024
You’re making shit up
— Nic (@jsnenjoyer) February 21, 2024
Eww I just barfed in my hands .
— Matt C. (@mpconley1972) February 22, 2024
It should be studied how well you farm impressions
— Himothy Jones (@cheathawks12) February 22, 2024
Ya right. 😂. This is like selling your house to live in your car. #NoOnJones
— Go Cougs & Seattle Sports Ben (@bdgiddens6) February 21, 2024
Is this dude handicap?
— kckookster (@kckooky) February 21, 2024
— ŇÆŤÊŘÂĎÊ 🥀(JSN’s Culinary Class) (@JFKenobi1) February 21, 2024
His source: Bro, trust me, this is SOLID
— Ol’ Mike MacDonald (offszn) (@p_joel) February 22, 2024
"reportedly have an interest". Zero chance this will happen. Anyone can start a rumor.
— Andy knows. (@andynord1) February 22, 2024
BRO HELL NO WTF
— Seahawksfan💙💚 (@StephCurrySon30) February 21, 2024
Bait used to be believable
— D🦈 (@DHawkszn) February 21, 2024
Please no
— Mike Macdonald enthusiast (@the1iszach) February 21, 2024
— Josh_Da_Hooman (@JoshDaHooman) February 21, 2024
— Mezike (@mbmezike) February 21, 2024
I’m LEAVING if this happened
— CJ (@CJ254974729614) February 21, 2024
Delete this
— Subleaf (@Subleaf69) February 21, 2024
Homies still using ChatGPT to write his tweets
— Drizzy4Rizzy (@Drizzy4Rizzy) February 22, 2024
Trading a practice squad slot?
— David Pearl 🥑 (@dajpearl) February 22, 2024
You're high
— kckookster (@kckooky) February 21, 2024
Mac is not a nfl caliber player stop
— chitownhec (@Chitownledez) February 21, 2024
These takes are ridiculous lol Mac jones is a 3rd stringer
— JB (@Jaredbe202020) February 22, 2024
— ArsenalSTV (@queensgooner) February 21, 2024
Lol
— Bigjlew (@Bigjlew1) February 21, 2024
Troll page
— 49ers are poverty (@seahawksfan2314) February 21, 2024
Lol gtfo
— Zach Schwartz (@zachzachzach) February 22, 2024
😂😂😂😂 might be the craziest tweet I’ve seen
— Nick skeen (@NicholasSkeen1) February 22, 2024
Delete ts rn
— T. (Graham Mertz Enjoyer) (@3natties) February 21, 2024
Looking to sell my NFT for 2.2M. Cash only pic.twitter.com/vlDDtKUQK8
— Chief Smokeatoke from Smackahoe Indian Tribe! (@12hawks12) February 22, 2024
This is the BIGGEST pile of 💩I have ever seen. This is what sports journalism has become
— HawkMark (@sisbrit60) February 22, 2024
This is the biggest bunch of bullshit ever
— Just Whitney (@trumplostsuckit) February 21, 2024
— Lumo (@seatbeltspoon) February 22, 2024
Rents gotta be due huh?
— The Kid Jr (@TheKidJr_anime) February 21, 2024
Bring in pure ass to make our mediocre QB play better? Lol! Guy couldn’t even start all games for pats last year dumpster offense. Get real. I’d rather have lock
— Jake (@CrabbSaysTruth) February 21, 2024
— krq4z (@krq4z) February 21, 2024
— Power♠️🔮 (@xx_Power_1) February 22, 2024