How to With John Wilson
11.05pm, BBC Two
The comedy documentary-maker returns with his life tutorials told through deadpan narration over covertly filmed footage of New Yorkers. In the first of tonight’s double bill, Wilson shares observations on how to buy property (“It’s manageable for the right person, it’s affordable,” says a plucky estate agent, as the camera zooms in on a bath that’s been fitted in the kitchen). Hollie Richardson
Granite Harbour
7pm, BBC One
This new three-part crime drama follows former soldier Davis Lindo (Romario Simpson) as he arrives in Aberdeen as a new police recruit. Despite dreams of being a detective at New Scotland Yard, he swiftly gets acquainted with the Scottish city after the death of an oil executive. Corporate intrigue ensues in this thrilling opener. Sammy Gecsoyler
Strictly Come Dancing: Musicals Special
8pm, BBC One
Blame the football for Strictly coming a night earlier than usual. You won’t want to miss it – musicals week is one of the best, if not the best – themes. West End stars, including Trevor Dion Nicholas, who played the Genie in Aladdin, also take to the dancefloor. The results show is tomorrow at 5.40pm. HR
Grayson’s Art Club: The Exhibition
8pm, Channel 4
Now in its third year (lockdown seems a lifetime ago now ...), Grayson Perry puts on another amateur artist exhibition. This time it’s in Birmingham, where he is joined by Joe Lycett – a comedian who is no stranger to creating controversial art. HR
The Great Game
9pm, Sky Atlantic
The Italian drama exploring the high-stakes, brutal football transfer market continues. As discredited Corso Manni (Francesco Montanari) attempts to rebuild his career, Sasha Kirillov (Vladimir Aleksic) is determined to conquer Italian football and the turf of the football agents’ company ISG. Ali Catterall
The Big Narstie Show
11.05pm, Channel 4
Spice Girl Mel B, rapper and actor Jordan Stephens, SAS: Who Dares Wins star Billy Billingham, comedian Nabil Abdulrashid and influencer Alhan Gençay join Mo Gilligan and Big Narstie for a night of unexpected fun. HR
Film choice
Lady Chatterley’s Lover (Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre, 2022), Netflix
After the car crash of what it did to Persuasion, you’ll be pleased to know that Netflix’s next stab at adapting an important piece of literature isn’t nearly as bad. Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre’s version has already won rave reviews, and it’s easy to see why: lesser adaptations have boiled the story down to a handful of sex scenes strung together with weak connective tissue. Here, Lady Chatterley (Emma Corrin) and Oliver Mellors (Jack O’Connell) find themselves tied up with so much regret and longing that, when the sex finally happens, it hits all the harder. Stuart Heritage
Live sport
Rugby Union: Bath v Harlequins, 7pm, BT Sport 1 At the Recreation Ground stadium.
Boxing: Kelly v Williamson, 9pm, Channel 5 The British Super Welterweight Championship at the Utilita Arena.
