Death in Paradise
9pm, BBC One
Another day in paradise means another mysterious death for DI Neville Parker (Ralf Little) to investigate. This one involves a water taxi, a souvenir paperweight and an anonymous letter, which apparently predicted it all. Meanwhile young Officer Marlon (Tahj Miles) returns to work in high spirits – much to the irritation of his seasoned senior colleagues. Ellen E Jones
Would I Lie to You?
8pm, BBC One
Lying through their teeth (or not) with team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack tonight: social media funnyman Munya Chawawa, comedian Bob Mortimer, TV superbrain Prof Alice Roberts and presenter Snoochie Shy. Hollie Richardson
Hotel Portofino
9pm, ITV1
The period drama, set in the Italian summer of 1926, continues in its handsome but uneasy way. Essentially Downton Abbey on holiday but without the laughs, its picture-book setting is regularly besmirched by the violence of the local fascists – shockingly so, this week. Jack Seale
Jon & Lucy’s Odd Couples
9pm, Channel 4
Who will come off worse in Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont’s quizshow attempt to force couples to confront past squabbles? Ex-Strictly star Ore Oduba and his wife Portia? Or comedian duo Harriet Kemsley and Bobby Mair? You can probably work it out – after all, the latter pair were once politely asked to leave couples’ therapy after their counsellor took a banister to the face. Alexi Duggins
Live at the Apollo
9.45pm, BBC Two
Tez Ilyas hosts this week’s comedy variety night, ranting about how much he hates social media (“But please follow me?”) before handing the stage over to the acerbic American comic Spring Day and half-Welsh/half-Spanish funnyman Ignacio Lopez. HR
The Graham Norton Show
10.40pm, BBC One
Country royalty sits on Norton’s sofa tonight in the form of Shania Twain, who is back with a new album. Joining her: Magic Mike’s Last Dance star Salma Hayek, Oscar winner Julianne Moore and Strictly’s Johannes Radebe, who is about to go on tour. HR
Film choice
Your Place or Mine (Aline Brosh McKenna, 2023), Netflix
In 2020 Reese Witherspoon signed a two-film deal with Netflix. Judging by Your Place or Mine, the first fruits of the deal, she has used it as an attempt to resuscitate the long-slumbering romcom. For better or worse, this is a film determined to pretend that the last 20 years didn’t happen. Witherspoon is in it. Ashton Kutcher is in it. Aline Brosh McKenna, who scripted 27 Dresses, wrote and directed it. Its plot – a man and a woman swap houses for some reason – is the platonic ideal of a romcom premise. People are going to watch this in droves. Stuart Heritage
