Timothée Chalamet’s goatee is weird and wispy: what’s in and out this week

Going up!

Fisherman-core

Eberechi Eze for Burberry (Burberry)

You might have noticed fishing is very in right now: Burberry got footballers fly-fishing; some insiders have started lessons. Tap in with an Aran knit — also oilskins and waterproof dungarees.

Posh cinema clubs

Going to the Leicester Square premiere? Not without a fee, darling. Smart cinema-goers favour early previews with talks: Club Ciné is the favourite, who screen at Selfridges (and even have a Substack).

Handbag chilli dispensers

(Tabasco)

Increasing numbers of diners are carrying portable spicy devices with them. Poor form to use in actually nice restaurants, of course.

Dad lore content

Dad lore are “stories a father tells about his life before he met his partner”. London influencers are going wild snow camping in the Swiss Alps to get involved.

Going down…

‘Sexnology’

A remote-controlled sex toy

Filed under the “too much tech for one day” category: new warnings Bluetooth sex toys can be hacked to overheat, causing “physical and psychological harm”. Avoid!

Jellycat grown-ups

(Jellycat)

The hype is verging on that of scary Disney adults. There’s even a “Jellycat crime wave”. Pop them in a bin bag and take them to Cancer Research.

Lion’s mane mushrooms

(DIRTEA)

Can we go just five minutes without models on Ozempic banging on about the healing properties of these?

Timothée Chalamet’s goatee

Timothee Chalamet arrived at the UK premiere of A Complete Unknown on a Lime bike (Ian West/PA) (PA Wire)

Apologies to Timmy’s angels, his Bob Dylan-Kylie Jenner era is not making many swoon. His horrid wispy moustache-goatee offers little more than sixth form PTSD.