Love them or hate them, Christmas is just not complete without some terrible jokes straight out of some crackers.
It's a festive tradition as important as eating an entire box of Celebrations or drinking one too many glasses of Baileys.
And this year's bunch are guaranteed to have at least one person around the dinner table laughing.
Love Island, Brexit , Coleen Rooney and schoolgirl eco-warrior Greta Thunberg are some of the subjects of 2019’s top cracker jokes, Birmingham Live reports.
There are others about Jeremy Corbyn and David Cameron.
Here are the top 20…
1. Why does Donald Trump have his Christmas dinner on a plastic plate? He doesn’t get on with China.
2. Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem? It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.
3. Christmas dinner is a lot like Brexit. Half the family were told they needed to make room for Turkey, so opted to leave Brussels.
4. Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys? Carbon footprints.
5. What is Coleen Rooney’s favourite game to play over the festive period? Guess Who?
6. Why doesn’t Jeremy Corbyn ever visit Santa? Because he struggles in the poles.
7. Why is Greta Thunberg boycotting parsnips and carrots at Christmas? Because she’s a swede-dish campaigner.
8. What’s the difference between Rudolph’s nose and David Cameron’s autobiography? Only one will be red at Christmas.
9. What do you call a snowman who goes on Love Island? A melt.
10. What is Olivia Colman’s favourite part of a turkey? The Crown.
11. What do The Sound of Music at Christmas and Nigel Farage have in common? Only a small cult following want to see it, but it just keeps coming back, repeating itself.
12. What is a Brexiteer’s fave film? The Nightmare Before Christmas.
13. Why couldn’t Rebekah Vardy join Coleen Rooney’s social media Nativity? Because there was no room at the Innstagram.
14. How does Santa import toys into Ireland? Through the Irish Sack-stop.
15. How can you tell if you are at a Brexit party this Christmas? Because everyone wants to leave.
16. Why have Brussels sprouts been banned from London this Christmas? There’s a new ultra-low emissions zone.
17. How can you make sure the right person comes down your chimney this Christmas? Get Coleen Rooney to block everyone else apart from Santa.
18. What do vegetarian EU supporters want for Christmas? Lettuce romaine.
19. What movie do the Three Wise Men watch on Christmas Day? A Star is Born.
20. Why should you never stay for Christmas with Remainers? They get angry when you want to leave.
Come on now, don't tell us you didn't laugh.
