It appears that the results for the annual ‘UK’s Sexiest Man Alive’ poll are in, and I’m truly starting to question the taste of our friends from across the pond.
Are you guys okay? Do y’all need a hot cuppa? Perhaps a Specsavers? Or an OPSM?
While most of us are still scratching our heads at last year’s results — which saw television host Jeremy Clarkson as numero uno for the UK’s Sexiest Man Alive — 2025 will truly send you into orbit.
In a mind-blowing result, it has been revealed that the UK’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2025 is — as voted by the people — TV shock-jock Piers Morgan. YES. That Piers Morgan.
For folks who are wondering about the who, what, when, where, how and why this was determined, the ‘UK’s Sexiest Men Alive’ is an annual poll that’s conducted by Illicit Encounters, which is a dating site dedicated to married people (??).
The company gathers its results by asking 2,000 UK women who they believe is the sexiest male celeb right now.
Alongside the Piers, other celebs who made it on the list include actor Danny Dyer, presenter Dermot O’Leary, comedian Jonathan Ross, host Tim Lovejoy, politician Robert Jenrick, comedian Bob Mortimer, TV presenter Ben Shephard and comedian Romesh Ranganathan, The Sun reports.
Ummm, where is Tom Hardy? Tom Holland? Or my husbands, Idris Elba and John Boyega?
Upon learning about the new status, Piers shared The Sun‘s article on X (formerly Twitter), writing, “BREAKING NEWS!!!”
Speaking to the publication, the controversial TV host said: “This just proves that British women are the smartest and most discerning in the world, and the most likely to appreciate genuinely magnetic sex appeal.
“My thoughts with Jezza, Becks and poor old Prince Hypocrite Harry at this very difficult time.”
Jessica Leoni, the poll’s spokesperson, admitted that she and her team were also “taken aback” when Piers was voted number one.
“His unapologetic style clearly taps into something deeper for a lot of women — confidence, conviction, and not being afraid to ruffle feathers,” she told The Sun.
I’m sorry. Y’all can keep this list!
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