The unofficial merch game has spiralled
(Picture: Getty Images for The Met Museum/)Pete Davidson is the gift that keeps on giving.
The 28-year-old comedian, SNL actor and apparent Hollywood rite of passage with his plethora of A-lister exes, has become an international infatuation in recent months.
He’s been famously linked to the likes of Kate Beckinsale, Maid star Margaret Qualley, Bridgerton’s Phoebe Dynevor, superstar Ariana Grande and model Kaia Gerber. And now, if you happened to have missed the media storm since her SNL skit, there’s been rumours of an alleged romance with Kim Kardashian.
The obsession with Davidson has prompted indie business owners to take matters into their own hands and give the people what they want – creating unofficial Pete Davidson merchandise across the web.
Adult entertainment website CamSoda kickstarted the hype with a sex toy inspired by the man himself.
Yes, you read correctly.
A Davidson dildo – adorned with colourful tats.
“Pete doesn’t have to be locked down with just Kim,” CamSoda Vice President Daryn Parker eloquently said. “We can all share a piece of the SNL stud and get to know him more intimately.”
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Just as you thought it couldn’t get any more bizarre, it turns out there are many more stunningly strange Pete Davidson additions – just in time for Christmas.
A Pete Davidson prayer candle
The answer to all Pete Davidson fanatic’s prayers.
A Pete Davidson bed throw
One called it the “best thing they’ve ever bought” – and it’s apparently incredibly soft.
A Pete Davidson cardboard cut-out
Have a (cardboard) piece of Davidson around you all the time, with this free-standing, life-sized cut-out.
Not obsessive at all.
A Pete-Davidson-as-Jesus pillow
A Pete Davidson-Jesus Christ hybrid is one we didn’t see coming – but who are we to judge.
One buyer “loved this pillow so much” that she wanted “22 more.”
A Pete Davidson mug
Are you a happy Pete today? An angry Pete? Carefree Pete?
Thanks to this mug, you can now articulate how you feel through the man himself. One happy shopper said: “I love seeing Pete’s face on my morning cup of coffee!”
Pete Davidson socks
It’s not what you wear; it’s who you wear, comes to mind.
A Pete Davidson shower curtain
You’ve got to really love the SNL star to spend £50 on a Pete Davidson shower curtain.
