has dropped and we have chills. It was one minute and forty seconds of pure joy, happiness and adorable theatrics, with geeks preparing to ride into battle, happy tears and couples smooching in medieval knight costumes. Not to mention, this season’s cast seem, quite frankly, simply delightful.
Although there’s a lot we don’t know about this season, the preview has answered burning questions such as: “will Sophie Monk be hosting season two?” and “will there still be makeovers?”
So, if you’re chomping at the bit to find out what the go will be on this season of , look no further.
Ah, . We’ve always loved you for your obscenely staged introductions, batshit challenges and stereotypically dorky dress ups. And judging by this season’s promo, you’ve delivered the goods again.
Look, I’m just going to say it. Having one geek yell: “Geeks, let’s go!” and then showing another one bung nasal spray up his schnoz (more on this below) is impeccable comedic timing. We need to get the editor of the preview to the writers room, stat.
We had beauties fanging it across a field, carrying fake, life-sized human dolls clad in camo. A couple twerked in front of Big Ben. A geek wearing a Hogwarts jumper and cap confessed he’s never been kissed. In other words, the whole kit and kaboodle of sweet and wholesome television.
And to top it all off, the promo is set to the soothing sounds of , otherwise known as the king of producing music for reality television commercials. I hope Channel 9 has the man on a retainer because he simply never misses.
Queen of Australia will be returning to to fulfil her vital and fearless role as host.
But hosting responsibilities aside, I’m looking forward to seeing Miss Monk’s cute wardrobe. I spied with my little eye a daring camouflage and dog tag number, as well as a dreamy white and blue set. Fashion icon, who?
Monk’s trademark silly sausage (endearing, not derogatory) antics appeared to be in full swing in the promo, with one shot showing her wielding a smoke gun and accidentally pulling its trigger.
“Fuck!” she said.
“Oh my god, sorry.”
A national treasure, I tell you.
Just like season one, season two will also have 10 beauties and 10 geeks. Specific details about the cast haven’t been released just yet but but if the promo is anything to go by, this is one gorgeous group of guys and gals.
We have a geek wearing binoculars proudly riding a tank, fist-pumping the air. Seconds later, another geek wearing an army helmet squirted nasal spray up his nose. From one allergy sufferer to another, it just felt nice to see that kind of representation on television, you know?
But wait! Who are these ladies walking whimsically through the woods? It’s none other than a bountiful bunch of beauties, glistening in the sun as they search for their sweet yet dorky Prince Charmings. As season one showed us, the beauties were sweet, empathetic and often relatable to boot. And the girlies cast in 2022 are no exception.
“My boobs are DDs so they each weigh the size of a fully grown chicken,” one beauty said.
“It’s like I’m walking around with two chickens.”
So true, bestie.
You bet your bloody ass they’ll be back! I don’t know about you but I am not remaining calm at the prospect of witnessing such divine glow ups. Based on these two beauties’ reactions to a certain geek’s makeover, I don’t think they remained calm, either.
I still haven’t emotionally recovered from the makeovers we saw in 2021. I screamed when they cut ‘s hair. I would let throw champagne in my face. And don’t even get me STARTED on ‘s .
I still don’t understand why never got a makeover but here’s hoping the producers will be kinder and more benevolent to this season’s cast.
Until Australia 2022 hits our screens, you can relive the magic of season one on .
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