The Gallery: alternate Venky's ad campaigns

'At Blackburn's open day the manager insisted the owner's business interests had no impact on the running of the club,' declares Richard Maddox Photograph: Photomontage

Shea Owens is already dreaming up campaigns for other clubs: 'I hear the new stadium project at Liverpool needs a new sponsor. Liverbird, anyone?' Photograph: Photomontage

'Venky's hatch a plan to put their company on the map,' says the cartographic-minded Alun Hewinson Photograph: Photomontage

'The reality leaves Blackburn fans with a bad feeling in their gut,' burps Steve Fuller Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Jason Froggett: 'Two years on, Venky's follow up their first ad with another cracker, although David Dunn's let himself go' Photograph: Photomontage

Iain Christie goes for some fowl humour Photograph: Photomontage

AM reckons a football legend has the experience to teach Blackburn a thing or two about flogging chicken products Photograph: Photomontage

'It’s a natural progression,' clucks Dave Hill Photograph: Photomontage

El Hadji Diouf selflessly takes one for the team in Wuggy Lemass's entry Photograph: Photomontage

'Against all odds, Steve Kean is named manager of the month. Oh ...' This courtesy of Ozu Mizoguchi Photograph: Photomontage