Ah, Glasgow. A place where 'yer maw' was once a valid comeback to just about any statement.
If you grew up in or around the city, you'll know that maw and da jokes have always been a staple when it comes to Glaswegian humour.
Even now, you're sure to see a da joke the second you log onto social media. After all, Scottish Twitter is definitely the funniest place on the internet.
And the best part about this humour? Outside of Scotland, no one really gets it.
Here's some of the best 'yer maw' and 'yer da' jokes out there if you fancy a wee chuckle..
