Normal service resumed next weekend
Thanks for watching along with me, glitter gang. Our 13 couples (provided Nick “Knowlesy” Knowles is off his sick bed) now dance onto next weekend’s mercifully un-themed live show.
It airs next Saturday at 6.20pm on BBC1. Meet you back here for more bloggery-pokery. And in the meantime, you know what to do: keeeeep dancing! Goodnight and have a good week.
Finally, MikeMoonlight says: “I’m a bit disappointed that we’ve never seen a Lord Of the Rings-themed dance in Movie Week. Although let’s face it, it will inevitably turn out to be Mordor On the Dancefloor.”
You shall not pass (up any opportunity for a pun), Mike.
styletraveller says of Paul Merson: “I think Karen made the mistake of not giving Paul enough to do. There is some ability in there somewhere.”
Gardener_Maidhc adds: “Paul and Karen’s cowboy cha cha was no better for a second time out but looks more like the dance it claims to be than Toyah’s did. Feel like the choreo makes no sense here. He does some cha cha but mostly just faffin’ abaht.”
Of the pros accompanying Alexis Ffrench, acanthe says: “Well, that was rather beautiful. Lauren is really one of the most beautiful dancers. She and Kai were perfect in that.”
Sebnose adds: “Beautiful music, beautiful dancing. Alas the CGI does rather remind me of my colonoscopy.”
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IvanTiger says: “Toyah no surprise but how will Shirley bear to get rid of Neil?”
AtAmber says: “Wynne needs to sing every week. Should he not make the final, they should just let him sit with the orchestra.”
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Readers’ verdicts
Time for a swift vox pop of your comments. Strictlylounging says: “This pro dance is better than the Minions last night! There seem to be a couple of extra pros in this too, which is how Kai first appeared!”
Tonight’s other telly treats
TV viewers can mow flip to Scotland: The New Wild on BBC2, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? on ITV1 or The Dog House on Channel 4.
At 9pm, there’s the return of legal thriller Showtrial on BBC1, Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing on BBC2, American Godfathers: The Five Families on Sky History, Chimp Crazy on Sky Documentaries or Big Brother: Live Launch on ITV2.
Film-wise to mark Movie Week, choose at 9pm between A Passage to India on Sky Arts (Maggie Smith klaxon!), Man Up on BBC3 or Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol on E4. At 10pm, there’s Till on BBC2 and at 10.10pm, Aliens is on ITV4.
That’s probably enough to be going on with.
No joy again for Ginger Neil
It was cockle-warming to see Strictly stalwart Neil Jones get a celebrity partner after two series on the bench. As his baby daughter Havana had printed on her babygro: “My daddy FINALLY has a partner!”
However, it proved pretty short-lived for the unlucky pro hoofer. In his eighth year as a Strictly pro, Neil’s best run remains 2019, when he reached the quarter-final with Alex Scott. At least Toyah lasted a week longer than his 2021 partner Nina Wadia, who was first out.
Now it’s back to the ensemble again for this unsung cult hero. At least he got to lead the romcom-themed group dance at the top of this show as a consolation prize.
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It was Toyah’s time
It’s A Mystery certainly doesn’t apply to her exit. Consigned to the dreaded dance-off for the second week running, it was only right that Toyah Willcox should depart the dancefloor. She was the lowest scorer in the contest, totalling just 45 points across three dances and never notching more than a five.
Having scored four points fewer than Paul Merson last night, she was always up against it. Many viewers thought she should have bit the dust last week against Tom Dean. Now, arguably a week too late, she did.
This year’s oldest contestant at 66, Toyah had admirable energy and enthusiasm but didn’t direct it into disciplined dancing. Her week one tango was full of wild head-shaking and saw her compared to a “springbok”. Her week two jive wasn’t compact or controlled enough. Her week three samba was all performance and no precision, ending up barely like a samba at all. I Want to Be Free, she sang in 1981. Well, now she is. Ta-ta, Toyah.
Sighs of relief from Paul and Pete
Paul Merson definitely deserved to stay another week but might his race be run next time? He’s surely due a ballroom dance next. Having been third from bottom, Pete Wicks did well to dodge another dance-off and could be at risk next week.
Nick Knowles will also be under severe pressure if he’s fit to return. And without the Bollywood feelgood factor, can Dr Punam Krishan stay clear of danger? It’s all to dance for.
Toyah and Neil’s last dance
As the eliminated pair take a final turn around the ballroom to We Go Together from Grease, the credits roll and the other couples crowd in for “glad it’s not me” cuddles.
Please stay with us for analysis, reaction and a round-up of your comments.
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“Eel Jones” returns the compliment
Her pro partner Neil Jones says: “She’s made me laugh so much. I have never seen someone work so hard.. I’m the one asking for breaks! She wanted to learn so much. She’s been practicing in the hallways. She’s brilliant, she’s what Strictly is all about and I’ve loved every moment.”
Health & Safety should get involved. She must be a fire hazard in those hallways.
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Toyah says her farewells
In her exit interview, Toyah Willcox tells Tess: “It’s been the best two months of my life, it has been fantastic. I have enjoyed every second. And Neil has been phenomenal, thank you so much. I felt so comfortable and safe with Neil. You’re a great teacher and a great friend as well. You’ve just given me a new zest for life. That’s the most valuable thing I’ve come away with.”
Lovely words but that “comfortable and safe” bit felt like a conscious reference to The Great Unpleasantness.
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Shirley Ballas agrees
No split decision this week, it’s unanimous. Head judge Twirly Shirley, the Queen Of Latin and tiny shoes, also would’ve chosen to save Paul and Karen.
Toyah Willcox is eliminated
The majority vote means Toyah and Neil become this year’s second couple to depart the dancefloor.
Anton Du Beke choose to save…
Paul and Karen, saying “neither were flawless but they had better technique”.
Motsi Mabuse chooses to to save…
Paul and Karen, saying “they were stronger and more solid”.
Craig Revel Horwood chooses to save…
Paul and Karen, saying “they did better second time around, while Toyah’s timing was out and there was a loss of balance”.
Decision time
Craig scored both routines a measly three last night. Motsi and Shirley preferred Paul’s by one point, Anton by two points. Will they stand by that or be swayed by those performances?
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Paul and Karen take their turn
Paul Merson and his dance partner Karen Hauer reprise their cowboy cha cha cha to The Magnificent Seven theme. The judges said last night it was joyous and full of characterisation but with non-existent hip action and turned-in feet. It notched 19 points, four more than Toyah, so all Paul needs to do is not fall off his horse and he should be fine.
Toyah and Neil go first in dance-off
Toyah Willcox and her pro partner Neil Jones have another go at their samba to Poor Unfortunate Souls from The Little Mermaid. The judge said last night it was powerful and full of storytelling but she made footwork whoopsies and her lower half was ploddy and floppy. Her husband Robert Fripp promptly stood up to heckle Craig.
She scored just 15 points, four fewer than Paul, so needs to show considerable improvement here and hope that he slips up.
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Excuse my Ffrench
Musical performance now from classical soul pianist Alexis Ffrench. He’s had two number one albums in the classical charts, is Scala Radio’s composer-in-residence, and has worked with the likes of Paloma Faith and Leona Lewis.
He’s playing The Heart Asks Pleasure First, Michael Nyman’s piece from the soundtrack to Jane Campion’s The Piano, named after an Emily Dickinson poem. Kai Widdrington and Lauren Oakley provide classy choreographic accompaniment.
Sarah Hadland shares an update on Percy the fancy-dressed cat. Celebrity MasterChef champion Vito Coppola has been making parmigiana for everyone. Jealous.
Chris McCausland dances a salsa next week
And it’s to Down Under by Men At Work. Vegemite sandwiches all round. Jamie Borthwick does an impression of Shirley Ballas and is going back to Latin next week.
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Toyah Willcox faces Paul in the dance-off
Well, she’s been stuck at the foot of the scoreboard for the past three weeks and hasn’t been saved by viewer votes. As widely predicted, Toyah Willcox and Neil Jones are consigned to the dance-off for the second week running.
Chris McCausland is safe
So are Shayne Ward, Sarah Hadland and Montell Douglas.
The dreaded red light returns
Now to find out who will face Paul Merson in the dance-off. Stand by your fancy dress boxes and prop cupboards.
Anton Du Beke praises Pete Wicks Of The Jungle for being “a changed man”.
Motsi Mabuse hails Dr Punam Krishan’s Bollywood routine, saying “the more diverse our world is, the more beautiful it is”.
Dance debrief
Up to the Clauditorium for some judgely gossip and a closer look at last night’s routines. Shirley Ballas is sad to see “natural born entertainer” Paul Merson in the dance-off.
Strictly comes over all soppy
A mid-show group number from the professional troupe now. It’s a romcom-inspired routine, choreographed by Mandy Moore and starring Neil Jones as the leading man.
Nods to Love Actually, Say Anything and Sleepless In Seattle so far. An old-fashioned one to sweep us off our feet.
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Tasha Ghouri is dreading the quickstep because it looks tiring. Something tells me she’ll be fine.
Sam Quek and Nikita Kuzmin are dancing a Shakira samba next week. Sadly, he sings the wrong Shakira song. Everyone falls about laughing. Excellent. My breasts are indeed small and humble.
Gorka admits he’s been using his partner Dr Punam as a text diagnosis service for his children.
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Wynne Evans dances a tango next week
Up in the Clauditorium with the relieved couples who are safely through to next week, Katya Jones reveals that she and Wynne are dancing an Abba tango. He hits a big note from Money, Money, Money. Go compare THAT.
Wonder if Shirley’s got her Victorian ghost child’s shoes in her bag again? Shudder.
Paul Merson in dreaded dance-off
Probably no surprise, considering that he finished second from bottom on the scoreboard. Paul Merson and Karen Hauer will dance again for survival. Saddle up those horses again. But who will he face?
Dr Punam is safe
So are Wynne Evans, Tasha Ghouri, JB Gill and Pete Wicks.
Red light of doom is back
Buckle up, it’s time for long pauses, relieved hugs and grateful thanks yous down the camera.
Commenters last night compared Shayne Ward’s Elvis look to both Liberace and a TV evangelist. Thangyewverymch, uh-huh.
Movie Week gets a second screening
Last night’s live show gets rewound and recapped. Chris McCausland parties on! Tasha Ghouri’s Barbie rumba! Punan Krishan’s Bollywood milestone! Sam Quek’s bullfighting Lara Croft! Wynne Evans does Mrs Doubtfire, dear! Sarah Hadland pays tribute to Maggie Smith! Pete Wicks pays tribute to a sort of pelvic-thursting Tarzan!
Frockwatch
Here come our presentational dream duo, so let’s do the traditional frockular face-off. Tess Daly is in a pink one-shoulder. Claudia Winkleman is in a drapey Jedi dress again. Claudia wins.
Aaaaand we’re off!
Roll opening titles. One of these couples will be heading home on the Elstree night bus in approximately 40 minutes. But which?
Select sweet or salty popcorn. Think better of buying one of those sweaty hotdogs. Take your front row seats.
We’re about to head back to the Elstree picture house…
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On BBC1 right now is Sunday night stalwart Antiques Roadshow from Edinburgh’s Royal Botanic Garden. Wonder how they’d value Shirley Ballas’ Victorian ghost child’s shoes?
A mere five minutes to wait now…
Tinkling the cinematic ivories
Musical guest tonight is classical-soul pianist Alexis Ffrench, playing a piece from a film score. I won’t spoil which one but it’s a goodie, in my book. Ten minutes until showtime…
Group dance gets romantic
Tonight’s show will open with another pro number but thankfully, it’s a little less sugar-crazed than last night’s Minions monstrosity. This one is romcom-themed. Is it raining? I hadn’t noticed.
Just 15 minutes until we’re back in the ballroom…
Meanwhile, Iain Crofts in Montreal writes: “Giovanni Pernice’s new gig on the Italian edition, Ballando con le Stelle, has been quite a discovery for your Canadian correspondent.
Now I’m juggling following Striclly and Ballando from blogs and YouTube clips. Rai 1’s clips on YouTube are more generous than the BBC’s. They even include the judges’ comments and scores. Five judges pontificating in Italian is a severe test of my linguistic skills.
Fortunately, a blog distills the comments in writing, which is easier to figure out than trying to grasp what they’re saying. It’s fun trying to imagine how Giovanni and his partner, actress Bianca Guaccero, would fare against this year’s Strictly line-up. I’m happy to report that your blog is still my favourite (and I’m not just channelling Brucie)!”
Overseas correspondents write in
A pair of emails have arrived from foreign climes. Liesbeth van Leeuwen said last night from the Netherlands:
“Here we are again, all set up for our Strictly watchalong from Amsterdam! Enjoying your blog. Feels like watching in company, which is lovely.
I always struggle a bit when the dance does not match the music. The first dance by Montell Douglas would be better with a bit of proper tango music. But I’m looking forward to Mrs Doubtfire!”
Nick Knowles on crutches
The DIY SOS host withdrew from this weekend’s show after sustaining a knee injury during Friday’s dress rehearsal while practising a jump. As per Strictly rules, he received a bye through to next week, when he’ll hopefully be ready to dance again.
However, Nick was photographed yesterday leaving his home on crutches and looking glum. Fingers crossed he stages another miraculous recovery after bouncing back from an arm injury last week. It’s always a shame when a celebrity’s Strictly journey is brought to a premature end on doctor’s orders - not to mention a headache for producers.
It’s 25 minutes to glitter o’clock…
Toyah still hotly tipped for exit
Coming into this weekend, bookmakers’ even-money favourite for elimination was Toyah Willcox. She duly finished bottom of the standings again after her misfiring Little Mermaid samba.
Will the 80s punk popstrel be saved by viewer votes or will she face her second dance-off in a row? And who might join her? Half an hour until we’re ready for our Movie Week close-ups…
Who’ll be left on the cutting room floor in Movie Week?
The end credits are about to roll on one couple. Good evening and welcome to the second elimination of Strictly Come Dancing 2024. I’m Michael, your torch-wielding cinema usherette for tonight’s Movie Week results show. You are cordially invited to watch along with me as another celebrity gets sent straight to the DVD bargain bin.
Hollywood and Bollywood both came to Borehamwood last night in a feast of filmic fancy dress and celluloid-inspired moves. Tasha Ghouri topped the leaderboard with her Barbie rumba. In joint second spot were Sarah Hadland, Shayne Ward and Dr Punam Krishan.
Now our 13 pro-celebrity pairs wait to find out their fates. Last night’s scores have been combined with the public vote and the bottom two will hoof again for survival. But who’ll be consigned to the dreaded dance-off?
Toyah Willcox was once more left propping up the scoreboard, with Paul Merson second from bottom. Will voting viewers agree? If not, the likes of Pete Wicks, Montell Douglas or even Sam Quek could come into choreographic contention.
It’s showtime at 7.15pm on BBC One. I’ll be liveblogging from 6.45pm, providing build-up, rolling coverage, analysis, reaction and quips from the back row of the cinema. So hum the Pearl & Dean theme and I’ll see you on the sofa.
As always, I’d love to hear from you too. You can tweet me @michaelhogan, email me at michael.hogan.freelance@guardian.co.uk and the comments section below is open for all your Movie Week musings. I’ll don my Mrs Doubtfire skirt and cha-cha down there periodically to gauge your reaction to the show and report on your comments.
The critics’ reviews are in. The box office receipts have been totted up. Nearly time to staaaaaart cinematic eliminating!
Thank you and a glittery goodnight - for now
That concludes Saturday’s filmic-themed liveblog but like any movie hit, there will be a sequel. Meet you back here for the results show, which airs at 7.15pm Sunday on BBC1. I’ll bang the clapperboard on the blog at 6.45pm for build-up, so I hope you’ll rejoin me then. In the meantime, I’m @michaelhogan on Twitter, so do rumba-walk over and say hi.
Thanks for watching along with me and your cracking company. See you for the franchise continuation tomorrow. Liveblog 2: Pig In The City or Liveblog 2: Electric Boogaloo, perhaps. In the meantime, the usual applies: keeeeeep dancing! Goodnight.
Finally, some thoughts on the judges. G1adys says: “Was that really necessary, Shirley? Somebody take that bag off her. We don’t need a repeat performance of that.”
Jennifera030 says: “Not the return of Shirley’s tiny shoes! I’ve only just started sleeping with the lights off.”
MartGray adds: “I wish Anton would pack it in with Demo Time. And give Gorka his trousers back.”
On Jamie Borthwick’s show-closing quickstep, ReclinedPotato says: “I know Jamie is meant to be Elton but I’m getting major Verka Serduchka vibes (Ukrainian drag queen with a star head piece from Eurovision).
Still. wigs are expensive. I suppose.”
whistledownthewind says: “Thank goodness he’s supposed to be Elton John. I thought he was dressed as Su Pollard.”
MsChuffy says: “Hold me closer, tidy dancer.”
RegWhelk adds: “Jamie is off the beat and fairly rubbish and gets 30, puzzling.”
Of Punam Krishan’s Couples Choice, TeeDubyaBee says: “Amazing! More Bollywood, Strictly.”
Petebail adds: Usually can’t stand Couple’s Choice but that was fantastic. Dance of the night.”
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Of Wynne Evans, YodaknowsAll says: “I’m willing to forgive Wynne his lack of hip movement as his legs and feet in that cha cha were tremendous.”
jagadox adds: “Wynne is a big surprise. I thought he’d be rubbish but funny but he can actually move. Even in a skirt.”
Whistledownthewind says: “A good dance from Shayne Ward I thought. Pity the wig made him look more like Liberace than Elvis though!”
On Paul Merson’s cowboy cha cha, Strictlylounging says: “I’ve changed my mind about Paul. I think he’s genuinely trying and actually cares about improving. Good effort!”
wtrukus says: The frustrating thing is that I think Paul can sort of dance for an old footballer. I mean there’s stuff to work with there, if they didn’t spend so much time on the comic element.
Jennifera030 adds: “Karen has actually got Paul to wake up and attempt to dance. Not successful but she really deserves a bonus.”
On Sarah Hadland’s Harry Potter number, FloraBelle says: I absolutely think Maggie Smith would have approved of that vamped-up Professor McGonagall dress.”
MartGray adds: “Just magical, so elegant. The schoolteacher capes added excellent flow, the music was tremendous, the lighting and FX great.”
On JB Gill, Mike Moonlight says: “I’m probably not the only one who’s disappointed that they didn’t try to recreate the Glasgow Wonka Experience with the sad Oompa Loompa standing behind what looked like a crystal meth factory, handing out one jellybean to sobbing children.”
On Pete Wicks, YodaknowsAll says: “The shock and joy on Pete’s face on receiving those scores was so sweet. He is this year’s Krishnan, falling in love with dance and Strictly.”
Hanlouliv adds: “That seems like a generous score for Pete but given the terrible song and costume he was lumbered with, I don’t begrudge it!”
On Chris McCausland, MarkRoche says: “So impressed with how Dianne is able to teach such choreography and to Chris for being able to translate that into performance.”
ReclinedPotato adds: “When Chris dances I just get incredibly happy. I think he could do a Bill Bailey and win the whole shebang. I hope he does.”
On leaderboard-topping Tasha Ghouri, Petebail says: “Might as well give Tasha a bye to the final now.”
Somersetlass adds: “I rather loved that rumba. There was some great flow and I have nothing but admiration for Tasha’s ability to move so fluidly in those heels!”
On Toyah Willcox’s samba, ButterflyBlu says: “I thought Toyah’s husband was spoiling for a fight there! Can’t these celebrities take criticism of any kind?!”
LazyMillennial says: “Lmao at Craig and the Frippster.”
FascinatingFlamenco adds: “Toyah would be GREAT in pantomime!”
On Montell Douglas’ tango, MartGray says: “Montell looks stiff and lost. Doesn’t seem much like a tango. And of course, awful song choice.”
FascinatingFlamenco adds: “Love Montell but thought she was too strong and tough dominant in this dance. Was she leading in places? I so understand wanting to push your best, but in this dance a little less power would have worked better.”
About the show-opening Minions mayhem, Joanieloves says: “I am already freaked out by the make-up and costumes. More Nosferatu than Gru.
Gardener_Maidhc adds: “I think I might hate everything about a Minions themed opening pro dance, from the disturbing Gru costume on Kai (how old?) to the bad yellow face paint and body suits and the lack of nice ballroom dancing in favour of prancing in time.”
Readers’ verdicts are in
A rapid-fire round-up of your comments. Of Sicknote Knowles’ absence, G1adys says: “Doesn’t bode well for Nick if he’s injured again. Feels like he may be doomed. I hope this is the last of his problems.”
RegWhelk adds: “Can’t believe Nick’s not with us for this show. Life seems empty without him.”
Strictly come quizzing
TV viewers can now flip to Kirsty MacColl Night on BBC2 or stay on BBC1 for a duos-themed edition of The Weakest Link - including showbiz couple Tyler West and Molly Rainford, who met when they were Strictly castmates two years ago. Aww.
If Movie Week has put you in the mood for a film, at 9pm you can choose from Spectre on ITV2+1, Prey on Channel 4, A Few Good Men on Film4 or Margrete: Queen Of The North on BBC4. At 10.30pm, The Terminator is on ITV4 and at 11.20pm, underrated rave comedy Go is on Comedy Central.
Golden Glitterballs: Movie Week Edition
Who needs those piffling Academy Awards when they could win one of our coveted liveblog baubles? Here are this week’s celluloid-style gong-getters…
Best dance: Despite what the scoreboard says, either Sarah Hadland’s Maggie Smith tribute or Punam’s Bollywood landmark.
Worst dance: Toyah Willcox’s non-samba samba by a country mile.
Best music choice: Harry Potter and Mrs Doubtfire worked a treat, while I’ve got a soppy soft spot for Pure Imagination.
Worst music choice: George Of The Jungle or Wayne’s World. Both shoutathons.
Best outfit: Sarah Hadland-as-Professor McGonagall’s spellbinding green gown.
Worst outfit: Pete Wicks’ leopard print loincloth. Judges Anton and Motsi weren’t done any wardrobe favours, though.
Best judges’ comment: Shirley casually namedropping that she was judging the World Championships at the Royal Albert Hall this week. Clang!
Worst VT: The sweet-making and the climbing wall were both a bit after-school club.
Best Claudia quip: Roping in “young person” Montell to help her out with the socials, before adding “I love you, don’t leave me”.
Movie Week leaderboard
Tasha Ghouri tops the standings, with Punam Krishan, Sarah Hadland and Shayne Ward just one point behind. Toyah Willcox is way down at the bottom, with Paul Merson just above.
As always, though the viewer vote will play its part in tomorrow night’s dance-off. It could be squeaky bum time for Pete Wicks and Montell Douglas too.
Credits roll
“Keeeeeep dancing,” chorus Tess and Claud, according to tradition. As the facepaint is wiped off and the props wheeled back into Tess Daly’s broom cupboard, please stay with us for analysis, reaction and a round-up of your comments.
Tonight’s routines get recapped on-screen. Which Oscar-worthy performance are you voting for? Which box office stinker are you definitely not?
And the voting lines are… open!
Cue fancy-dressed anarchy in the Clauditorium and behind the judges’ table, complete with endearingly rubbish dinosaur puppet. Nikita hoists Claudia aloft.
Judges’ scores for Jamie and Michelle: 8, 8, 7, 7 for a total of 30 points. His best yet, mid-table on a high-scoring night.
Judges’ comments for Jamie and Michelle: Anton says “you’re a super dancer, you could be one of the favourites but a bit in and out, floppy and lacking consistency”. Craig says “some gapping but flow and natural rhythm, stamina, energy, loved it”. Motsi says “gave it 100%, feathers made it untidy, get back the neatness an the glitterball is close”. Shirley concludes “lots of potential, keep working on feet and posture but good job”. Eights for Elts?
Jamie and Michelle’s quickstep
The EastEnders actor won the Christmas special with a quickstep, so he should have a head-start here. Jamie Borthwick is in a great Elton John costume, complete with feathered top and signature specs, with pro partner Michelle Tsiakkas in a matching feathered dress. This one is more complicated and technically challenging than his festive number, upping the ante for the main show. Fast and light on his feet, jumping and leaping across the floor. High-energy skips and Charleston steps. Lacks a little Rolls Royce smoothness in places but great side-by-side section and plentiful changes of pace.
Song: I’m Still Standing from Rocketman. The video for Elton’s 1983 hit was choreographed by one former Strictly judge, Arlene Phillips - and one of the dancers was another, Bruno Tonioli.
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Judges’ scores for Punam and Gorka: 8, 9, 8, 8 for a total of 33 points. Her best by far and joint second on the scoreboard. Punam proudly dedicates it to her late grandfather, who passed away during the pandemic.
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Judges’ comments for Punam and Gorka: Craig says “incredible, full of changing rhythms and loved all the shaping”. Motsi says “that really moved me, wonderful to see that on Strictly, it went so deep, brilliant energy”. Shirley says “supercalafragilisticexpyalidocius” (excuse the spelling, Poppins posse). Anton concludes “you lived it, great musicality, your best by far”. Eights and nines?
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Punam and Gorka’s Couple’s Choice
First Couple’s Choice of the series now - and Strictly’s first ever Bollywood routine from a couple. Dr Punam Krishan is understandably excited about this milestone moment of representation for the South Asian community. A poignant, tearful pre-dance VT. Lovely costumes with lots of delicate lace detail in her skirt and bodice. Great floor projection too. It’s a fun and playful routine. Punam is palpably enjoying herself and it’s infectious. Makes a bracing change from contempo-waft Couple’s Choices. Scarf-ography, spins and lifts, changes of pace, strong finish. Bravo.
Song: Bole Chudiyan from Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham. Punam describes the 2001 blockbuster as “the Love Actually of Bollywood” - a romantic, feelgood family saga which is widely nicknamed “K3G”.
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Judges’ scores for Wynne and Katya: 7, 7, 8, 8 for a total of 30 points. Scrapes into the top five so far.
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Judges’ comments for Wynne and Katya: Motsi says “excellent choreography, Katya, great feet, needed more hips and body action but brilliant”. Shirley says “appreciated the poly-rhythms, lovely foot position, embrace those difficult details”. Anton says “Movie Week magic, exceptional, enjoyed the show”. Craig concludes “hip action let it down, wooden and stiff, but this is a look you could go to the supermarket in”. “These are all my own chins,” quips Wynne.
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Wynne and Katya’s cha cha cha
Opera singer Wynne Jones has been a revelation, skilfully guided by taskmaster pro Katya Jones. Now he’s back to Latin, playing Robin Williams’ dad-in-diguise. Wearing a skirt to show off his leg action, Wynne is clearly enjoying the characterisation. Vacuum cleaner-ography. Swishing his skirt and showing off his frilly bloomers. Good footwork, timing and content. High-energy and entertainment value. Well done, dear.
Song: Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag from Mrs Doubtfire. The 1965 James Brown funk classic was his first Top 10 hit. Talking of bags, Robin Williams once described his Mrs Doubtfire bodysuit as “like a walking beanbag chair”.
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Judges’ scores for Shayne and Nancy: 8, 9, 8, 8 for a total of 33 points. His best yet and joint second so far.
Judges’ comments for Shayne and Nancy: Anton says “The King would’ve loved that” then demonstrates a correct arm position. Craig says “absolutely loved it, total natural, gorgeous”. Motsi says “best male tonight, well done”. Shirley concludes “great awareness, you were in your zone”. Eights, maybe a nine?
Shayne and Nancy’s Viennese waltz
Craig tipped “Shancy” as ones to watch after last week’s impressive tango. Can they fulfil that promise? Shayne Ward is a huge Elvis fan, so is relishing donning the quiff and sideburns. Long, stylish solo section to start before they start spinning and twirling around the floor. Gets a little hesitant in hold but fleckerls and contra checks as they change direction. Spectacular floor spin. Drama and mood on-point. Shayne’s dance has now left the building.
Song: If I Can Dream from Elvis. Presley’s 1968 hit was based on Martin Luther King Jr’s “I Have A Dream” speech, shortly after his assassination. Brilliantly, football manager Terry Venables charted with a cover version in 2010.
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Judges’ scores for Sam and Nikita: 7, 8, 7, 8 for a total of 30 points. Her best by far. Of training, Sam says: “People at home are working properly hard – builders, nurses, teachers – so we can’t complain.” Well said.
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Judges’ comments for Sam and Nikita: Craig says “legs too straight, looked stiff but strong and hot, hot, hot”. Motsi says “another new flavour, kept character, intensity, loved that”. Shirley says “in and out for me, soften knees, keep fluidity but strong connection”. Anton concludes “you say stiff, I say strong, wonderful lines, your best yet”. Sixes and sevens?
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Sam and Nikita’s paso doble
Sam Quek admits that she struggled with last week’s jolly hockeysticks Charleston, although she finished in respectable mid-table. She says this week’s paso has proved equally tricky to master, although she should be at home portraying Lara Croft - Sam’s been to not one but two fancy dress parties as her before. She’s been criticised for a lack of synchronisation, so needs nail the timing as well as technique. Some lovely detail and bold choreography. Powerful, imperious and fiery but a little flat-footed and lacking curved Spanish line.
Song: Elevation from Tomb Raider. The video for U2’s Grammy-winning 2001 hit was shot on the New York street portion of the Universal Studios Tour.
Judges’ scores for JB and Amy: 7, 8, 8, 9 for a total of 32 points. His best yet. Third so far behind Sarah and Tasha.
JB gives out sweets to the judges before they mark him. Clever boy.
Judges’ comments for JB and Amy: Shirley says “great signs of a ballroom dancer, a few unsteady glitches but sincerity from the heart, full of heart”. Anton says “great narrative, perfect package, just take largest steps and stride out”. Craig says “lost flow in hold but a proper musical theatre number, you sold it, you’re a showman”. Motsi concludes “getting sweeter every week, great ear for music, just breathe”. Eights incoming?
JB and Amy’s American smooth
The last time they did ballroom, JB Gill and Amy Dowden topped the leaderboard. Can they repeat the trick and win a golden ticket through to next week? Or will they fall into the chocolate river? JB is channelling Timothée Chalamet in a top hat and frock coat. Foxtrot steps, lots of cheeky details and fluidity across the floor. Changes of pace. Amy’s been drilling the footwork and fundamentals (for Shirley) into him and it shows. Sweet and smooth as chocolate.
Song: Pure Imagination from Wonka. This tingly classic was written by composers Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley over the phone in a day.
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Judges’ scores for Pete and Jowita: 6, 6, 7, 7 for a total of 26 points. Generous but his best yet. “Hate the film, love the samba,” says Pete.
Judges’ comments for Pete and Jowita: Mosti says “wow, we told you to loosen up so I blame us, you went in and out of the music”. Shirley says “you’re unrecognisable, took risks, full of content, you’re improving and I commend you”. Anton says “a changed man, there were efforts at the samba, keep going”. Craig concludes “I’m still in recovery from the opening, darling, it lacked bounce and coordination, a trip hazard but your personal best”. Fives and sixes, do we say?
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Pete and Jowita’s samba
Pete Wicks is all hair and not much clothing as he plays Brendan Fraser’s Tarzan spoof. Leaf projections on floor for that jungle vibe. He swings in on a vine from the judges’ table (mind that tree, George/Pete!) before launching into a rhythmical Rio carnival dance. The hip action’s a bit wild, timing is off and timing is off but it’s bouncy, loose and showcasing his fun side. Partner Jowita Przystal might even have made the self-styled “grumpy git” smile. Oh, a stumble at the end where he almost tripped her up. Shame.
Song: George Of The Jungle Theme. John Cleese voiced the talking gorilla in the 1997 comedy. Well, he had another divorce to pay for.
Judges’ scores for Sarah and Vito: 8, 9, 8, 8 for a total of 33 points. Her first nine and second on the leaderboard at this stage.
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Judges’ comments for Sarah and Vito: Anton says “a few footwork problems but beautiful” before busting out an overlong demo time. Craig says “rise and fall crept in but fantastic, simple, effective, I loved it”. Motsi says “highlight of the night so far, nostalgic and brilliant”. Shirley raids her carpet bag, gets out her haunted child’s shoes and concludes “marvellous potential”. Eights ahoy?
Sarah and Vito’s Viennese waltz
The high-energy pairing of actor Sarah Hadland and reigning pro champion Vito Coppola finished second on the combined leaderboard last week. Can they maintain that standard with this Harry Potter-themed Viennese? She’s playing Professor McGonagall (Maggie Smith RIP). Lots of smooth spins, soft buttery knees, a mid-waltz wobble but full of class, character and elegance. Magical.
Song: Hedwig’s Theme from Harry Potter. The orchestral piece, composed by John Williams, has become the signature music of the wizarding franchise. Williams was knighted two years ago for services to film music. Considering his credits include Jaw, E.T and Star Wars, the accolade was well-deserved.
Judges’ scores for Paul and Karen: 3, 5, 5, 6 for a total of 19 points. His highest yet. Second bottom as it stands. Proud Ma Merse in the audience. “Mum, I played for Arsenal and England,” protests Paul.
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Judges’ comments for Paul and Karen: Shirley says “a jolly holiday, full of joy, some lovely walks, music hasn’t quite arrived in your hips but it’s getting there”. Karen says “made an effort at mastering the technique, on a good path, keep going”. Craig says “feet turned in throughout, hip action non-existent but made up for it in characterisation, I see improvement”. Motsi concludes “not just comedy, the final is close – or not”. Five hands high?
Paul and Karen’s cha cha cha
Paul Merson is bookies tip to appear in the dance-off against Toyah Willcox. Can he defy the odds with a wild west cha-cha? Ironically, he arrives on horseback - even though he lost all his money gambling on the gee-gees. He and Karen Hauer are sporting cowboy hats, tasseled chaps and neckerchiefs. A spot of lasso-ography. He’s unleashing his hips and having fun. It’s not there technically or timing-wise but much improved for me. Yee-hah. Although somehow I doubt that will score a magnificent seveeen!
Song: The Magnificent Seven Theme. A certain John Williams (sees Sarah and Vito’s Harry Potter number) played piano in the orchestra that recorded Elmer Bernstein’s score for the classic 1960 western.
Judges’ scores for Tasha and Aljaž: 8, 8, 9, 9 for a total of 34 points. One fewer than last week but still top of the pops.
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Judges’ comments for Tasha and Aljaž: Craig says “sticky transitions but my goodness, those legs, expressive arms, strong storytelling, ex-quisite”. Motsi says “you made it soft and light, great quality but move your pelvis”. Shirley says “moving, sensitive, clarity, off-the-charts”. Anton concludes “love your legs and lines, just loosen that back up”. Eights and nines again?
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Tasha and Aljaž’s rumba
Love Island alumna Tasha Ghouri and returning pro Aljaž Škorjanec topped last week’s combined leaderboard . Now she’s the first female celebrity this series to tackle the ever-tricky rumba. Barbie is lonely and Ken’s there to help her through it, so it’s a soft and vulnerable type of rumba rather than a saucily seductive one. Slow, slinky and swivelling. Controlled turns and spins. Lovely timing, arm extensions and leg action. Almost balletic rather than Latin at times. Good Barbie.
Song: What Was I Made For? from Barbie. Billie Eilish’s melancholic ballad won a Grammy, a Golden Globe and an Oscar. She directed the video herself.
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Judges’ scores for Chris and Dianne: 7, 7, 8, 8 for a total of 30 points. His best yet and top of the scores so far.
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Judges’ comments for Chris and Dianne: Standing ovation in the studio. Motsi says “I’m impressed, timing was spot-on but two tiny hesitations at the end”. Shirley says “unbelievable musicality, lovely footwork and very good jive action”. Anton says “marvellous and joyous”. Craig concludes “get up on your toes but packed full of rhythm, you can dance”. Seveeeens incoming?
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Chris and Dianne’s jive
Blind comedian Chris McCausland has been the story of the series so far. Now the metalhead is jiving to one of his favourite films, swapping last week’s foxtrotting elegance for high-energy rock mayhem. Chris and partner Dianne Buswell are in Wayne and Garth wigs, baseball caps and ripped jeans. It’s fast and relentless with kicks, flicks and tricks. Knee-slides, air guitar and headbanging. Solo sections which are all the more impressive. Lacks bounce, sharpness and retraction but ex-cellent! Schwing! Party on! We’re not worthy! Other catchphrases!
Song: Wayne’s World Theme by Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. The 1992 comedy remains the highest-grossing Saturday Night Live spin-off film. There have been 12, including The Blues Brothers.
Judges’ scores for Toyah and Neil: 3, 4, 4, 4 for a total of 15 points. Dance-off danger.
Judges’ comments for Toyah and Neil: Shirley says “powerful and in control, some nice content but got on the wrong foot”. Anton says “wonderful storytelling but a couple of mistakes”. Craig says “all a bit stuck in the mud, ploddy and floppy”. Robert Fripp stands up to boo him. Motsi concludes “upper half brilliant, lower half needed more”. Fours, do we think?
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Toyah and Neil’s samba
Last week’s rather lucky dance-off survivors will be looking to bounce back but haven’t got an easy dance to help them do so. Toyah Willcox is villainous sea witch Ursula, partnered by “Eel Jones”. Octo-prop to start, which her husband Robert Fripp won’t like – he has a phobia, of octopuses, apparently. It’s a slow, spiteful sort of samba, cheeky and hammy but not terribly recognisable as the Rio carnival dance. She’s fearless and committed but at the cost of technique. It’s a bit walky aroundy, flat-footed and lacking any bounce. Weird.
Song: Poor Unfortunate Souls from The Little Mermaid. It’s a burlesque-meets-Broadway number in which Ursula persuades Ariel to trade her voice for the chance to become human. Melissa McCarthy performed it in last year’s live-action film version.
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Drag queens on the Ts & Cs
Charra Tea and Zahirah Zapanta from RuPaul’s Drag Race UK is our Clauditorum guest, reading out the voting small print. Start your engines, Strictly.
Judges’ scores for Montell and Jojo: 7, 7, 7, 7 for a total of 28 points. Two down on last week but solid.
Judges’ comments for Montell and Jojo: Anton says “strong tango, you have the makings of a wonderful ballroom dancer but you got a little tight around the shoulders”. Craig says “iffy head placement but good frame”. Motsi says “started off well, then hesitated, fire not fear, let go”. Shirley Poppins concludes “didn’t disappoint, beautiful frame but got locked up”. Sixes and sevens?
Montell and Jojo’s tango
Powerhouse couple Team Mojo are proving one of the surprise contenders this year. Can they maintain their top five form for a Tinseltown tango? Ex-Olympian Montell Douglas is going for gold in a glittery gown. She’s playing Beyoncé’s role as Deena the diva, based on Diana Ross, with Johannes Radebe donning a moustache for the Eddie Murphy role. It’s a dapper, dramatic tango, telling a story through dance. Can she stay connected to Johannes and close her feet nicely? Lacking some fire and snapping staccato. Footwork hesitant and some gapping. Not her best for me.
Song: One Night Only from Dreamgirls. A disco version of the soul ballad from the Broadway musical-turned-film. Danny Mac and Oti Mabuse also tangoed to it in the 2016 quarter-final, scoring a whopping 38 points.
Our Strictly stars™
Our couples emerge on the staircase. It’s fancy dress a-go-go. Barbie and Ken! Harry Potter people! Hats! Loincloths! Elderly Scottish housekeepers! Hello, dear!
Judges raid the drsssing-up box
Here come our paddle-raising panel of Craig Revel Horwood, Motsi Mabuse, Anton Du Beke and Shirley Ballas. They’ve embraced the Movie Week theme and raised the BBC costume box. It’s like some sort of sex panto out there.
Finally, Shirley descends from the ceiling as Mary Poppins. Fundamentals, Shirl.
Frockwatch
Here come our Hollywood hosts with the mosts, so time for our weekly frock-off. Tess Daly is in a midnight blue sparkly jumpsuit. Claudia Winkleman is in a red lacy jumpsuit. Both look lovely but Tess wins.
Gru eventually succumbs to the happiness and joins in with his little yellow pals. Despicably good fun, firmly targeted at younger viewers.
It’s wacky, it’s colourful, it’s hyperactive. And frankly, it’s a bit cruise ship.
The pros go bananas
We open with the professional dancers performing the first of two filmic group numbers this weekend. This one’s a Minions-themed affair, choreographed by Lizzie Gough and Kieran Donovan.
Kai Widdrington has donned a bald cap to play grumpy Gru.
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Roll clapalong title sequence
Aww, look, it’s poor Tom Dean. Remember him? Tall swimmer fella? No? Hey, that’s showbiz.
Ah, textbook Claudia-and-Dave Arch punchline to finish.
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And we’re off!
Slightly belatedly, presumably due to being one couple down. Cue the traditional movie-themed VT.
Take your seats, switch off your phones and snog on the back row. We’re about to go over live to Elstree Studios…
Alan Carr’s Numberwang just wrapping up on BBC1 now. Hurry up, Spexy Beast, we’ve got themes to flog to within an inch of their lives.
We began the series with a gender-imbalanced field of six female celebrities and nine males. Blame the Great Unpleasantness. Tonight it’s a more even 6-to-7 split, since we’re two men down - Tom Dean was eliminated and Nick Knowles is injured.
With 13 dances instead of the scheduled 14, expect some frantic padding to fill the 135-minute running time. A mere five minutes until the glittery curtain comes up…
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Toyah tipped for exit (again)
Toyah Willcox is bookies’ strong favourite for the second elimination, priced at evens to depart the contest this weekend. Paul Merson is predicted to face her in the dance-off, followed by Pete Wicks and Punam Krishnan.
Nick Knowles would’ve been in the mix too until that late knee-knacked withdrawal. Just 10 minutes until that ba-ba-daa theme tune…
Saturday night at the movies
We’re promised an array of big screen delights tonight, taking in everything from The Magnificent Seven to The Minions, from The Little Mermaid to Lara Croft, from boy wizards to Scottish housekeepers.
It’s a veritable twinkle-toed multiplex. Just 15 minutes until sequin time…
Let’s play week 2 bingo
Tick them off when you spy them on-screen! Take a drink for each! Get the hiccups and use a variety of bizarre methods to cure them! Here’s your 10-point Movie Week spotter’s checklist for tonight:
A celebrity unconvincingly claims that they’re paying tribute to their all-time favourite film
Chronic overuse of the word “iconic”
Chris McCausland makes a joke which Tess Daly doesn’t get
Shirley Ballas thanks couples for “opening our show” and “closing our show”
Anton Du Beke makes a misty-eyed reference to his Movie Week routines of yore
Craig argues with Shirley, while Motsi sits in the middle looking awkward
Corny, overlong movie-themed montage with Craig playing the villain
Claudia Winkleman honks with laughter at a Wynne Evans witticism
Judges have no idea how to mark Couple’s Choice so dish out random high scores
Male celebrity distracts the judges with a bare chest or comedy wig
On your filmic dance cards
We’ll see the first Couple’s Choice of the series tonight. Too soon? There will also be two sambas, two cha chas and two Viennese waltzes.
Twenty minutes until the glitterball starts spinning…
Nick Knowles is knacked Knowles
He’s only just recovered from the bicep tear which reduced his training time last week. Now the DIY SOS host is crocked again.
Nick Knowles and his pro partner Luba Mushtuk won’t be dancing tonight after he sustained a knee injury yesterday’s dress rehearsal and being sent for an MRI by medics. As per Strictly rules, the couple will receive a bye through to next weekend, when hopefully he’ll be fit to dance again. If not, he’ll have to withdraw from the contest.
Unlucky Nick says he’s determined to be back next Saturday, even if it’s on glittery crutches. Somebody wrap him in cotton wool.
Lights, camera, ballroom action
Get ready to roll out the red carpet. Good evening and welcome to the first themed weekend of Strictly Come Dancing 2023. I’m Michael, your usherette for tonight’s Movie Week live show. You are cordially invited to watch along with me as our couples perform silver screen-inspired dances. Yep, fancy dress is 100% guaranteed.
After last week’s first elimination - ta-ta, Tom Dean — tonight our 13 surviving pro-celebrity pairs take to the Elstree Studios ballroom floor once again. Yes, it’s 13 not 14 because Nick Knowles is out injured but hoping to be back next week. More on that in a moment.
Tomorrow, the second couple will leave the contest. No more of this “scores carried forward from last week” business now the series is into its stride. Tonight’s judgely marks will be combined with viewer votes, then the bottom two couples will hoof for survival on Sunday night. But who’ll join sunken Olympic swimmer Tom on the sparkly scrapheap?
It’s showtime at 6.25pm on BBC One. I’ll be liveblogging from 5.55pm, providing build-up, rolling coverage, analysis, reaction and sarky asides. So stock up on popcorn, nachos and over-priced pick ’n’ mix and I’ll see you on the sofa.
As always, I’d love to hear from you too. You can tweet me @michaelhogan, email me michael.hogan.freelance@guardian.co.uk and the comments section below is open for the usual ballroom “bantz”. I’ll swivel down there every now and again to gauge your reaction to the show. Don’t be shy about sharing your thoughts.
Hollywood and Bollywood are both coming to Borehamwood. Nearly time to staaaaaart cinematic dancing!
