Sir Alex Ferguson's Old Trafford statue | The Gallery

He's bad, he's bad, you know it. This from Richard Laignel Photograph: Photomontage

Andrew Smith has us seeing double Photograph: Photomontage

While Gareth Roberts throws in some hairdryer treatment for good measure Photograph: Photomontage

'I was going to do more to my entry but I ran out of Fergie Time,' explains David Hodges Photograph: Photomontage

Richard Baker describes his work of art as 'sculpted from 26 years of furiously masticated chewing gum, featuring a functioning hairdryer and timepiece that runs approximately five minutes slow or fast depending on the score in the stadium' Photograph: Photomontage

Daniel Arthur introduces 'Fergus Khan' Photograph: Photomontage

Dominic Hull presents 'The Statue of Supremacy' Photograph: Photomontage

'United decide to commemorate two club legends of the modern era,' reports Will Buckland Photograph: Photomontage

Chris Allen is thinking along similar (although slightly more disturbing) lines Photograph: Photomontage

Fergus Stewart puts Fergie on his perch – and knocks Liverpool off theirs in the process Photograph: Photomontage

'After years of United success, Fergie's foes finally had some revenge,' cackles Jonathan Perera, rather sinisterly Photograph: Photomontage

Jack Palmer has our protagonist busting some moves atop his plinth Photograph: Photomontage

Tom Jones's bronze is entitled 'Fergie Time v Father Time' Photograph: Photomontage

'United might profit as well from laying tribute to that useful and cosy electro domestic,' muses Cesar Souto Photograph: Photomontage