Rebekah Vardy is a masochist. Big statement, admittedly - but also the only diagnosis that makes any sense.
If it's not true, if she doesn't actively enjoy being publicly humiliated, then why why WHY doesn't she ever notice that she's in a hole, and stop digging?
If anyone should be giving tell-all interviews, it should probably be Coleen Rooney. It'd be understandable if she wanted to have a little crow now she's been entirely vindicated.
Instead, La Rooney has kept a dignified silence. This week she did post an X-ray of her broken foot, with the message: "Boots finally off after my break" [sic].
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Some tried to read into this as a dig against Rebekah, who was rumoured to have felt Coleen was milking the injury for sympathy during the court case, but that feels like a bit of a stretch.
At the opposite end of the spectrum is Rebekah giving an interview where she tearfully protests her innocence. It was like televisual self-harming. Is there no one giving her any advice?
Here, Rebekah, have this for free: shhhhhhh now. Go home, keep your head down, and to paraphrase Kate Moss, stop complaining, stop explaining, because you are gaining... nothing.
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