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The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Clare Brennan

Radiant Vermin review – cartoonish descent into property hell

Martin Quinn, Julie Wilson Nimmo and Dani Heron in Radiant Vermin.
‘Pitch-perfect’: Martin Quinn, Julie Wilson Nimmo and Dani Heron in Radiant Vermin. Photograph: Mihaela Bodlovic

The theme underpinning Philip Ridley’s 2015 play Radiant Vermin is sempiternal: can means justify ends? Ollie and Jill walk on to the stage from the auditorium and tell us their story – so far. Nineteen-and-a-half months ago, they were living in a tiny flat on a sink estate and expecting their first baby. It’s the sort of place where you feel abandoned by God, mourns Jill to Miss Dee, representative of a “new government department”. This Mephistophelean figure in a fuchsia power suit makes the couple an offer she is sure they won’t refuse: their dream home. “The catch?” wonders Ollie, looking at the run-down building on a derelict, uninhabited estate. They must agree to renovate and so encourage others to move into the area, thus making it “a property hotspot”, explains Miss Dee, holding out the contract. Jill and Ollie sign – for the sake of their child’s future.

It looks as if months of hard labour are in store for Ollie, but on their first night there, he accidentally kills a homeless intruder in the kitchen. As a consequence of this event, the unfinished room is miraculously, instantaneously, fully kitted out with latest units and white goods. The house must be finished quickly for the sake of their unborn child. Jill’s “Christian values” are quickly overcome. “Vermin” must die. The audience is asked to vote – which next: bathroom or garage?

This improbable setup shifts the action from reality to a cartoon-style world where anything is possible and “enough is never enough”. Director Johnny McKnight’s slick, fast-paced production captures the tone. The set is framed by a double outline of a house, made of neon strips. These give the building a sense of life as fizzing lights flash, move, change colour (perfect coordination of Kenny Miller’s set, Emma Jones’s lighting and Patricia Panther’s sound). Dani Heron and Martin Quinn as the couple, with Julie Wilson Nimmo as Miss Dee, deliver pitch-perfect performances – and, at baby’s first birthday party, a masterclass in assorted quick character changes.

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