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Isabella Corbett

Ppl Think The 2024 Olympics Mascot Looks Like A Clit We Just Know Yr Ex-BF Didn’t Design It

The mascots for the 2024 Paris Olympic Games are here and people reckon they look like walking clitorises in sneakers. That’s it. That’s the story. They are called the Phryges, which is a word that has completely broken my Year 12 French-learning brain. Thank Christ that series of syllables never came up in an oral exam because I just know I would’ve been fighting for my life. Obviously, they weren’t meant to resemble genitalia. The Phryges were modelled off Phrygian caps, which were worn during the French Revolution to symbolise the emancipation of slaves. The Smurfs also wore them, which is nice if you’re a Papa Smurf stan. I feel like now is an appropriate time to unveil the aforementioned Phryges.
Quentin Girard 

“From a political point of view, it’s not a bad thing that Paris lets go of its eternal phallic Eiffel Tower,” he wrote in an opinion piece for the French newspaper Libération.

He also said it was très bon that France has “at last understood what one looks like”. Every single ex-boyfriend in the world has been found shaking.

très Ratatouille Serge Gainsbourg

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They really are giving clit in the most hilarious way possible. The glans. The bulbous red tips on their heads. I’m gagged. However, the French flag-coloured false lashes are a certified slay. I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say at least the 2024 Paris Olympic Games mascots weren’t modelled off, like, a guillotine. Would’ve been a bit on the nose. French journalist said the smiling clits were “revolutionary and feminist”. He’s got a point: the Tour Eiffel is definitely serving cocky. The Vagina Museum in London, which is devoted to vaginas, vulvas and everything in between, even used the Phryges to educate folks about the clitty. It was very funny ha-ha, as Kath Day-Knight would say. “We’ve published a new guide to the anatomy of the clitoris!” it wrote on Twitter. “Here’s the parts of the internal and external organ.” As much as I love the cheery clitorises, I would’ve loved to have seen something French as the 2024 Paris Olympic Games mascot. Maybe Remy from  or a yassified .
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