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. In it, our boy “uncovers the surprising stories behind some of our most loved – and loathed – iconic Australian “stuff”” per the write-up on .
“Do you ever catch yourself in a kitchen, getting ready for an event and think to yourself “hmm, I don’t have any shoe polish?” Tony asks the camera.
“I’ll tell you what you definitely do have … Vegemite. It’s perfect to buff those shoes up.”
Okay, sir. Big call.
I live in a share house with two other boys. Bold of you to assume we have in our cupboards except for two-minute noodles and baked beans.
That being said, I just checked and we do, in fact, have a jar of Vegemite in there.
I guess Tony was right after all. Damn him! He’s so good at everything!!!
“You’re going to want to get yourself a knife,” he continues.
“Decent dollop of Vegemite. Put that on your buffer. And you just put it on the… I don’t know if, I don’t know if I like this.”
Crikey.
You know the life hack is shithouse when one of the subtitles is literally “(GROANS)”.
“That’s pretty gross, eh?” says Tony.
“Umm … Don’t do this! Get shoe polish, or different shoes, or don’t go.”
What a ride we’ve all been on. He never fails to deliver.
Put out your Vegemite-coated leather boots for Tony!
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BRB, team. Gotta go put peanut butter on my cufflinks.
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