
If you need the motivation to follow along during Trump's speech — which could be an hour-plus of manic self-aggrandizement and scattered references to immigration, government efficiency and the crushing price of eggs — look no further than Salon's official (Not) State of the Union bingo card. It offers scenarios that are both strangely possible ("Marjorie Taylor Greene gets too into the speech") and sadly predictable ("Trump spreads harmful anti-immigrant rhetoric").

You can watch Trump's address tonight (Tuesday, March 4, 2025) at 9 p.m. EST (6 p.m. PST) on any major news channel, as well as for free on YouTube.
Learn more by watching the video below:
@salonofficial Play along during the #VPdebate with Salon's official debate bingo card! (Purple: https://bit.ly/3N5d9Wr) (Green: https://bit.ly/3N5sAOj) (Red: https://bit.ly/4eMjimu)
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