Going up!
Patsy Ferran
Black Mirror is here, and following her star stage turn alongside Paul Mescal in A Streetcar Named Desire, Ferran is the hot name on everybody’s lips for season seven. Keep an eye.
Neko Health scans
The chicest selfies are taken inside the butter yellow treatment rooms of the body scan professionals — their latest spot is now open in Spitalfields. Race you to the waiting list.
Tiaras
The spectacular finish of the V&A’s glittering new Cartier exhibition is “the tiara room”. The jewelled bands remained fashionable in England far longer than the rest of the world. Petition to bring them back.
‘Bonkers’
The fastest-growing British slang word in the US, particularly among Gen Z. Right on.
Going down…
Billionaire leaving dos
The last of the spring champagne. Final couple of nom-doms have now signed off on their houses in Italy and Switzerland, and are waving goodbye to London. Thank you, Rach.
Designer larders
You know, the Hackney-cum-Cotswolds ones packed with Perelló olives and bright Ortiz tins of sardines that will never, ever be opened.
Terrible park etiquette
That time of year. Men running and jumping over young girls having picnics in Hyde Park is not cool — even if you are influencers (ccing a certain Insta chef and friends).
TG Jones
The totally made up new name for WH Smith shops which its corporate owners hope will “keep that sense of a family business”. The heart sinks.
