Some people are saying that the Red River Showdown has lost some of its heat this year (it’s me, I’m one of the people saying that) but truly great rivalries don’t need high stakes or undefeated records on the line. Truly great rivalries are about bragging rights, pride, and yes, mercilessly mocking each other.
Twitter users may have noticed Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian trending on Friday and wondered whether it was because of the latest news surrounding Texas’ ongoing saga at quarterback or perhaps a controversial comment made by the Longhorns’ head coach. It turns out Sarkisian was trending thanks to a good old fashioned roasting session by Oklahoma fans.
Sooners Twitter decided to start off Red River Showdown weekend with a series of increasingly absurd jokes about weird or goofy things they imagine Sarkisian does. There’s an abundance to choose from so we’ve highlighted a few of the best for you below.
This is how Steve Sarkisian eats a Kit-Kat. pic.twitter.com/GSZl5clPtR
— OU Tierani (@tierani_kristen) October 7, 2022
This is how Steve Sarkisian cuts pumpkin pie. pic.twitter.com/TIBwzwBWwo
— Johnny Nuñez (@Mr_Nunez5) October 7, 2022
Steve Sarkisian sees nothing wrong with this brisket. pic.twitter.com/DU6jVh595a
— Seth Oliveras (@SethOliveras) October 7, 2022
Steve Sarkisian gives out raisins for trick-or-treating
— Annie Mueller (@anniebueller) October 7, 2022
Steve Sarkisian doesn't say, "That ain't goin' anywhere" when he straps something down in the bed of his truck
— APOPLECTIC BLINKIN (@blinkinriley) October 7, 2022
Steve Sarkisian says expecially and supposably.
— Abbie McD (@Soonerab1) October 7, 2022
Steve Sarkisian purchases the insurance on rental cars
— C&C Machine (@CCMachine) October 7, 2022
Steve Sarkisian is mad that they took away Internet Explorer.
— 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨 (@FlatlineSooners) October 7, 2022
Steve Sarkisian pulls his pants down to his ankles to pee at a urinal.
— Jesse Glass (@glass_jesse) October 7, 2022
Steve Sarkisian turns down the volume on his car radio so he can see better when merging onto the freeway
— Hang Half a Hundred on 'em (Bobby J) (@mytechadviser) October 7, 2022
Steve Sarkisian wiggles his fingers and says “don’t mind if I do” when there’s donuts in the office.
— TheNolanK (@TheNolanK) October 7, 2022
Steve Sarkisian uses his mouse to copy and paste
— APOPLECTIC BLINKIN (@blinkinriley) October 7, 2022
