That SNKRS app, man. One of these days, man. One of these days every sneakerhead’s weekend mood will not be determined by an app that we only spend around 10 minutes of our time on.
Unfortunately, y’all, that day is not today.
Nike’s SNKRS app has broken me. It has broken us, as a collective. We are done. Cooked. Fried. Whatever else you’d like to call it.
You’re probably wondering what has us down horrendously in this way. It’s the Lost & Found Air Jordan 1. That beautiful, beautiful sneaker. My word what a shoe.
So, y’all know Michael Jordan, right? Right. Well, one of the first colorways of his Air Jordan 1 sneaker that came out in 1985 was that original Chicago colorway. You’ve seen them before. It’s red, white and black and also just completely stunning.
These babies.
The OG "Chicago" Air Jordan 1 Highs release today! 👀🚨 @nicedrops pic.twitter.com/1pLHx7FDel
— Nice Kicks (@nicekicks) November 19, 2022
The thing about this colorway, though, is that it only rereleases every few years. And you can’t just find these anywhere on the street. They resell for thousands of dollars.
So here we are today with a chance to cop them for retail. But the catch is, to actually grab them, you’ve got to beat the final boss. Y’all know who it is: The SNKRS app.
Did I win? No, absolutely not. The app is undefeated, man. First, it froze phone.
THE APP IS DYING LMAO pic.twitter.com/EvDBH4fook
— Michael Sykes, II (@MikeDSykes) November 19, 2022
Then it coded me. Maybe it thought I was a bot or something? I don’t know, man.
BROOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4KTx8e4ICN
— Michael Sykes, II (@MikeDSykes) November 19, 2022
After that I was logged out, never to be logged back in.
Lmao couldn't even log in. This is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/JJR0tPpHTK
— Michael Sykes, II (@MikeDSykes) November 19, 2022
It’s funny. I laughed through the pain. But it was pain nonetheless. This was pretty much the experience on the SNKRS app on Saturday. There were reportedly more than 300,000 pairs of these available but it felt like there were so many more Ls.
Sneaker Twitter was in shambles.
Watch our sneaker unboxing series, Special Delivery
SNKRS servers right now for the Jordan 1 Lost and Found pic.twitter.com/YvqvJJauSq
— Austin N (@ArracetiA) November 19, 2022
I need the justice department to open an investigation on Nike and the SNKRS app.
— Jonas (@jonastheprince) November 19, 2022
Twitter is being held together by 8 employees and a roll of duct tape but somehow still functions better than the SNKRS app
— Josiah Durie (@josiahdurie) November 19, 2022
Why the SNKRS app acting like they ain’t been had my address on file for years??
— Fefita La Grande 🇩🇴 (@ShowMEurBIGGIE) November 19, 2022
Them Chicago 1s had the most pairs of Jordan’s ever made and available & Nike STILL found a way to make the SNKRS app not let anyone get any
— A$AP Cocky (@oneflynicca) November 19, 2022
Some of y’all significant others just made you pancakes and bacon and finna come back to bed to an attitude because SNKRS didn’t work lol. That’s the chaos I wanna see
— Thee Blueprint 🫐 (@JerLisa_Nicole) November 19, 2022
Nike SNKRS app: “Draw Joined!”
Me: pic.twitter.com/IL6hgW9N2h
— NUFF (@nuffsaidny) November 19, 2022
The Jordan 1 Chicago are the equivalent of Taylor Swift tickets on the snkrs app rn
— allie (@plssnoperceive) November 19, 2022
300k pairs available the draw system crashes Nike snkrs Ls all over the TL mhmmmm yep
pic.twitter.com/MwAqaJPtWI— six 🇬🇭 (@Sixfever) November 19, 2022
Somebody’s villain origin story just popped off today because of this. You absolutely hate to see it.
