In perhaps one of the least anticipated Christmas Day games featuring two 4-10 NFL teams, Russell Wilson and the Denver Broncos got off to a rough start against the Los Angeles Rams. Like, really rough.
Wilson threw two consecutive picks on the Broncos’ opening drives in the first quarter, maybe doing his best Tua Tagovailoa impression, as the Dolphins quarterback tossed up three straight picks in Miami’s loss to the Packers on Sunday.
And the Rams made Wilson and co. pay, scoring touchdowns following each pick and grabbing a 17-0 lead before the end of the first quarter.
The first interception happened before Wilson even completed a pass. On 3rd-and-9 on the Broncos’ own 26-yard line, Wilson tried to connect with Courtland Sutton but was instead picked off by Cobie Durant. Not great.
Cobie Durant comes up with the INT 🔒
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Then Wilson’s second pick on Denver’s next drive was thanks to Bobby Wagner, Wilson’s former Seahawks teammate, on 2nd-and-16 from the Broncos’ 19.
Bobby Wagner picks off his former teammate!
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Maybe Wilson was just feeling extra generous because of the holiday season, but it was so bad that even Patrick of SpongeBob SquarePants roasted him on the Nickelodeon game broadcast.
“That’s not what he wanted to cook.”
Patrick BODIED Russ 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/xSRZ0waxAK
— Brian Y (@byysports) December 25, 2022
“That’s not what he wanted to cook.” Never good when you’re getting roasted by a fictional, animated starfish.
But Patrick wasn’t the only one to torch Wilson for these mistakes.
NFL Twitter had plenty to say about Russell Wilson's back-to-back interceptions:
RUSS IS COOKING pic.twitter.com/qpJZjGF86J
— Robert O'Neill (@RobertONeill31) December 25, 2022
Russell Wilson told Tua to hold his beer.
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) December 25, 2022
Russ — you cannot do this on television
— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) December 25, 2022
Russ cooking 🥶 pic.twitter.com/E1NMvKCxK8
— alex (@highlghtheaven) December 25, 2022
RUSSELL WILSON COOKING ON CHRISTMAS pic.twitter.com/TyyN9cErhr
— Bussin' With The Boys 🐺 (@BussinWTB) December 25, 2022
Russ saw Tua earlier and said
“I can do that easily!”
pic.twitter.com/GT1h8ZAstf— Mojo Markets (@mojo) December 25, 2022
Russ, what are you doing
— Football Chopz (@Pchopz_) December 25, 2022
Baker Mayfield and Russell Wilson have attempted a combined 9 passes so far. 8 have been caught by Rams.
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 25, 2022
Any time they try to let Russ cook pic.twitter.com/Oa7kQmoqnh
— Stadium (@Stadium) December 25, 2022
Let Russ Cook pic.twitter.com/QQuB71qeZZ
— The Volume (@TheVolumeSports) December 25, 2022
Let Russ cook on Nickelodeon
The cooking: pic.twitter.com/FEvIn1ghBp
— Isaiah Walker (@walkeri141) December 25, 2022
🗣 LeT RUss CoOk
The meal: pic.twitter.com/fPuz6DNaXg
— Jefé (@ISwagLife100) December 25, 2022
"It can't get any worse than Tua today."
Russell Wilson: pic.twitter.com/2PMapOlnqb
— FanDuel (@FanDuel) December 25, 2022
Russ must’ve got his old teammate for Secret Santa 😅
(🎥: @nfl) | #RamsHouse pic.twitter.com/AdDB2I6WKN
— The 33rd Team (@The33rdTeamFB) December 25, 2022
Russ cookin on Christmas pic.twitter.com/m3zuUXvLLK
— Sammy Reid (@SammyReidFI) December 25, 2022
Russell Wilson absolutely COOKING on Christmas 😮💨#BroncosCountry pic.twitter.com/Q1UiXm06oj
— 3rd and Forever (@3rd_forever10k) December 25, 2022
Christmas Russell Wilson: 0-3, 0 yards, 2 INTs pic.twitter.com/6Rxr68SHgT
— Jake 🏀 (@SuperiorNBA) December 25, 2022
Russell Wilson cooking Broncos Christmas Dinner vs the Rams:pic.twitter.com/XLFk4ZACFD
— Danny Armstrong (@DArmstrong44) December 25, 2022
Russell Wilson really went from being a superstar QB to being roasted by Patrick Star on Nickelodeon in 3 months
— Shiv Ramdas Traing To Rite Buk (@nameshiv) December 25, 2022
Russ and Tua are in the giving spirit this lovely Christmas and you mock them. Disgusting
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) December 25, 2022
UPDATE: Wilson threw a third interception, this time in the third.
Ramsey picks it off!
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