Look, it’s understandable that Nebraska fans are trying to settle their coaching situation. The program fired Scott Frost after just 3 weeks into the season. He’s supposed to be coaching against Oklahoma today but he’s at home with the rest of us. It absolutely stinks that he’s not that guy.
But Nebraska fans really, really, really have to be careful what they wish for.
They broke out into a “We want Urban” chant for Urban Meyer on Fox’s Big Noon Kickoff on Saturday and, boy, was that a mistake.
For those of you who don’t know, Fox hired Meyer to be part of its college football broadcast on Saturdays. So he heard all this and is taking it all in. And, uh, he seems to like it.
"We want Urban!" 👀 pic.twitter.com/g0pLheTfOL
— FOX College Football (@CFBONFOX) September 17, 2022
Just look at the delight in this man’s face.
Keep playing, Nebraska. Urban might end up wanting y’all back. And those are problems you absolutely do not want in your life.
We were all there when he sabotaged the Jaguars, right? Like, y’all. It was bad enough that Josh Allen praised Doug Pederson for actually not being Urban Meyer. That’s the only bar he had to clear.
It’s not just the NFL. His Ohio State legacy is absolute garbage, too. This dude stinks. We told you exactly 12 times how he is actually the worst — and we haven’t updated the list yet.
Everybody is trying to warn Nebraska fans against this. They probably won’t listen though.
Nebraska fans are down badddddd https://t.co/6uC33y0T7g
— Jordan Tomiyama (@Jttomiyama) September 17, 2022
Oh God they’re actually gonna do it aren’t they https://t.co/nw2CllwP0S
— Daniel Hasenbein (@DHasenbeinUA) September 17, 2022
We want urban fired out of a cannon into the sun https://t.co/zJ3wvtVJWE
— 5’8” little mousey boy 🌹 (@Masedawg77) September 17, 2022
Anybody got a time machine? https://t.co/aD6AlppHSX pic.twitter.com/2MneaHdnlu
— Braedon Johnson (@braejohn30) September 17, 2022
you can have him good luck https://t.co/PzAl4fzAqC
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) September 17, 2022
embarrassing https://t.co/Ban5TaGG8b
— nick g (@_BUENAVICTORIA) September 17, 2022
lmfao https://t.co/lOgVkem0lp
— Chaparral 2K (@Chaparral_2K) September 17, 2022
Not even a year ago, short memories, amirite? https://t.co/MireI6tyJ0 pic.twitter.com/YkZlYlfzPW
— Brian Mechanick (@BrianMechanick) September 17, 2022
My dudes i promise you that you do not https://t.co/wRYpHnHgLf
— Matt Brown (@MattBrownEP) September 17, 2022
No you don’t https://t.co/6MxgaExCoh
— Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ (@dreyesceron) September 17, 2022
Them Huskers be DESPERATE https://t.co/rAnIbtkkvi
— Sam Hays (@WichitaChiefSam) September 17, 2022
We absolutely do not want Urban. https://t.co/ghNV98TEW5
— Andrew Lacy (@andrewlacy52) September 17, 2022
Oh honey. https://t.co/Bj6WrgVQkI
— Jane Coaston (@janecoaston) September 17, 2022
I'm moving to Iowa https://t.co/uBCD1JrC6D
— kyle (@kylebutoverhere) September 17, 2022
I’d ask, “you sure about this, Nebraska …” but the desperation is obvious. https://t.co/F4NrWtzP2D
— Rachel Lenzi 💁🏻♀️😎 (@rachelmlenzi) September 17, 2022
Oh… honey.
Nebraska fans are cute to think Urb is the answer. https://t.co/EtqHGfGq4M
— Mountain West Wire (@MWCwire) September 17, 2022
This fan base needs therapy immediately https://t.co/VxFqGonE46
— Nathan Kasper (@nathankasper_24) September 17, 2022
https://t.co/LgUoKu9g4M pic.twitter.com/EdX7A6BCrL
— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) September 17, 2022
Somebody save Nebraska from itself. They’re going to need it.
