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Mum 'bursts out laughing' as daughter proudly shows off 'crude' portrait of her

A mum was left in stitches after her little girl proudly presented a "lovely" picture she had drawn of her - which looked like something different entirely. Lucy Thomson was picking up daughter Darcie Connelly, four, from school on Wednesday when she showed off what was supposed to be a portrait of her.

However, when the mum took the it out of her bag to have a look, she 'burst out laughing' at its phallic appearance. In the picture, Lucy is drawn with a smiling face, long body and two large circles below - which Darcie said is supposed to be her 'big bottom'.

The mum showed off the picture to other parents - with one suggesting that it would ‘look good on the fridge’ - while little Darcie remained completely oblivious to the hilarity. As reported by Wales Online, the nail technician from Nottingham said: “I went to pick her up from school last night and basically we were allowed to go in and view her classroom.

"The teacher said, ‘Darcie’s done a lovely picture of you today’ - I asked what is was and she gave me a look as if to say, ‘When you look in her bag, you’ll know’.

“Darcie presented it to me and said, ‘It’s you mummy’. So I asked, ‘What’s that?’ and she said, ‘It’s your big bottom’.

Lucy Thomson with daughter Darcie Connelly. (Wales Online)

"I just burst out laughing, there was another mum sat at the side of me and she was in hysterics.

"I obviously think it looks like a penis and as mums we all looked at it and all thought the same thing. Somebody earlier did suggest I should caption it, 'Does my bum look big in this?'

Darcie's drawing of her mum and her 'big bottom’. (Wales Online)

“Everyone else had a good look as well – at least it will look good on the fridge.

"She was completely oblivious to it with her innocent little mind.”

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