You Can Buy Yourself Flowers For V-Day, But Why Do That When These Vibrators Are On Sale

Folks, if you thought celebrating the Christmas holidays as a single person was fucked, I’m here to tell you that today is equally as shitty. Yep, it’s Valentine’s Day, and the only good thing about the hallmark holiday, in this writer’s opinion, are the cheap sex toys. You read that right, a whole bunch of sex toy brands like NORMAL

Splash Blanket Lovehoney Wildsecrets Lelo

NORMAL

JUSTTHEORGASMSTHANKS shop NORMAL’s Valentine’s Day sale here

Yoni Pleasure Palace / Splash Blanket

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Lovehoney

shop Lovehoney’s V-Day sale here.

Wild Secrets

shop Wild Secrets Valentine’s day sale here.

Lelo

Lelo’s Valentine’s Day sale here.

Happy mazzing!

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