A young man has revealed his rare condition that means he can taste, smell, and feel words - and has been able to do so since he was a kid.
Henry Gray, 23, discovered he had lexical-gustatory synaesthesia in 2009, after his parents and teachers picked up on him commenting on the tastes for his classmate's names.
Synaesthesia is a neurological condition that results in the crossing or merging of senses that aren't normally connected - those affected can often taste or smell when hearing, speaking, reading or thinking about words.
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Despite his condition, Henry insists that most of the time the feelings remain in the background but he says he would struggle to date or be close friends with someone with a name he really disliked the smell, taste or feel of.
The barman, from Newcastle, Tyne and Wear, said: “I've always associated words and names with tastes, smells and feelings - it's all I've ever known. To me, Kate Middleton is vaguely like jaggedly cutting cloth with a knife in a church and I can hear it.
“Cameron Diaz is like a sparkly disco ball slowly rotating and Jennifer Lawrence is like sniffing the inside of a shoe. One of the worst names for me is Kirsty which is the faint smell of urine.
“I’m not sure I could be close friends with or date a Kirsty. It’s hard but I do judge people based on their taste or smell with their name.
“It’s always strongest when I first hear a name or am introduced to someone, but I can normally tune it out in day-to-day life. But at university when I moved into halls I was in a flat with Duncan, Kirsty, and Elijah.
"I had to change accommodation because they're some of the worst names - Duncan is like a bird dipped in smoky bacon crisps, Kirsty is a urine smell and Elijah is like licking an eyeball. I couldn't form a friendship with them or live with them so I changed halls."
Henry said that he assumed everyone was able to taste or smell words until his parents and teachers pulled him up on his comments on classmate's names.
“I would say things like Lucy is like a big red lollipop when they called her name out in the register and everyone would look at me confused,” he said.
“Most of the time I quite like having synaesthesia and it doesn’t get in the way.
“I’m a bartender at a pub so whenever I look at people's ID I get a strong sense of the taste and smell. Sometimes it could be an image or feeling - like Leanne is a rose leaning on a window. The name Francessca is one of my favourites and is silky warm chocolate coffee.”
Henry said that he often gets the feeling of the word strongly when he first meets someone and can then block it out from then.
The condition mainly affects him with names but other words such as ‘off’ have the smell of rotting and ‘because’ which is like a split wooden clothes peg.
“I love the name Alice which is sliced apples and my sister's name,” he said.
"Hayley is like faint soft music. One of the worst is Ian. It’s like having a sticky, blocked ear, all gammy and waxy - like the sensation of earache.”
Henry went on to list some of the best and worst and names according to what they tasted and smell like to him.
Top female names
- Francesca - Silky warm chocolate cappuccino
- Safa - Expresso-soaked sponge cake
- Alice - Sliced apples
- Abby - Orange Hubba Bubba
- Hayley - Faint soft music
Top male names
- Mitchell - Stretchy cheesy shell pasta
- Theo - Cotton ball in mouth
- Oscar - Citrus orange juice
- Martin - Smarties
- Bailey - Warm milk
Worst female names
- Kirsty - Faint urine smell
- Mary - A pile of unwashed pink bed sheets faintly smelling of damp
- Kate - The sensation of burning myself on ice, like falling over on an ice rink and scraping your skin on dry ice
- Natalie - Like broken wooden splinters in my mouth
- Gertrude - Tastes like when you swallow back your own sick
- Daisy - Sickly sweet butter that’s been left out in the sun and it’s turned orange
- Arabella - A long smelly sock
- Danika - Sharp segments of ready salted crisps lodged in my throat
- Vicky - Like biting into shattered glass.
- Brittany - Sensation of having my hair caught in something and pulled
Worst male names
- Harrison - It’s like an itch on my body that I can’t scratch, it’s everywhere and nowhere - I don’t even like saying ‘Harrison’
- Elijah - Like licking an eyeball - makes my skin crawl to say it
- Rupert - A beer burp
- Brad - The sensation of rope burn
- Dylan - A toilet seat
- Braydon - Genuinely provokes horse manure smeared on a wooden wall
- Teddy - Beige unwashed settee covers
- Hafsah - Feels like running my fingers through an old person's greasy thin hair
- Ian - A horrible name! It’s like having a sticky, blocked ear, all gammy and waxy - I guess like the sensation of earache
- Warren - Feels like heartburn
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