Get all your news in one place.
100’s of premium titles.
One app.
Start reading
Pedestrian.tv
Pedestrian.tv
Entertainment
Chantelle Schmidt

MAFS Recap: One Root Rat Bounced The Other Decided To Torture Their Spouse Some More

It’s MAFS Commitment Ceremony time and I can’t wait for Crypto Dog (Adam
Claire MAFS Evelyn Rupert Tayla Hugo Janelle
mafs recap mafs pedestrian.tv
woof
Alyssa Duncan with a kettle
mafs recap mafs pedestrian.tv
have u met urself
mafs recap mafs pedestrian.tv
gentle giant
Jesse John Aiken will go against the rules yet again
you’re scuuuuuum between my toes
Harrison
mafs recap mafs pedestrian.tv
you’ll do
MAFS Alessandra Rampolla MAFS
mafs recap mafs pedestrian.tv
interesting choice, sis
mafs recap mafs pedestrian.tv
I’m sorry queen
mafs recap mafs pedestrian.tv
I love him!!!!
Lyndall
mafs recap mafs pedestrian.tv
u saw that?
Sandy MAFS
mafs recap mafs pedestrian.tv
shit cunt
mafs recap mafs pedestrian.tv
we’re gunna need some new Sharpies
MORE SMART MORE SAFE MORTEIIIINN
that spoke up about toxic masculinity
No one follows him and everyone supports Janelle. Lol.
WISH I COULD BE, PART OF YOUR WORLD
No one follows him and everyone supports Janelle. Lol.
those rules don’t apply to me
Layton Melinda
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
I love the way you urinate
Tahnee Ollie MAFS Bronte
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
we still calling it that are we
bro
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
the producers will love this
the fuck
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
cry me a river dickface
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
what just happened
Dan
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
live laugh love
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
da fuk dan
that
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
perhaps I should just not talk
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
I got the message silent and clear
MAFS Mel Schilling
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
u little shit
Cam
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
y’all ready for this
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
hug me I’m scared
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
do more hugs I guess, CAMERON
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
I’ve got a leak in my pipe could u fix it
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
stop talking kettle
I’d prefer u vomited, actually
mafs recap mafs pedestrian mafs Australia mafs 2023
I am humiliated
Chantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok. Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter below!

The post MAFS Recap: One Root Rat Bounced & The Other Decided To Torture Their Spouse Some More appeared first on PEDESTRIAN.TV .

) and to get ripped a new one. intruders and are being awkward in the lead-up to their first Commitment Ceremony and I think still hates . is still very confused about her husband who is a “barking dog who doesn’t shut up”. What’s going on with and Prince Eric ()? You can cut through the tension . Claire is contemplating her life choices while drinking a coffee for ants. is reading the letter from Claire. Probably for the 17th time. Is she scared that he will write leave and and let him go? Janelle wants to sit next to Bunnings Daddy () and that can only mean one thing: she’s lost her fucking mind along with her standards. Joking! I wouldn’t sit next to my cheating-dog husband either. But now they can’t use Bunnings Daddy as a pillow fort because Janelle and Crypto Dog are up on the Ouch Couch first. It’s awkward mostly because expert is essentially wearing the same thing as the bride. Janelle is quickly in tears. Alessandra asks Crypto Dog why he cares more about Jesse than his own wife. Crypto Dog says he was drunk and Alessandra asks him to please not insult their intelligence. says Crypto Dog hit on someone else when he left the bar. “I’m a flirty guy, alright?” he tells the room and yuck please never be in the same venue as me. has seen damning messages from Crypto Dog and Alyssa is having fun being a kettle. expert John tells Crypto Dog he makes shit choices and he’ll continue to make shit choices if he doesn’t start owning up to said shit choices. Janelle wrote leave in the biggest leave I ever did see. Adam also chose to leave because he doesn’t want to hurt Janelle any more. How noble of him. He walks off because he can’t hack the pressure that he brought onto himself. Farewell, pest. No one follows him and everyone supports Janelle. Lol. Prince Eric says he and Alyssa aren’t good anymore. Alyssa is crying because she may have lost a Disney Prince. If I disappointed someone who not only looked like but , I too would be shitty with myself. “I don’t understand how he could still be in contact with Adam after knowing what Adam did to Janelle and knowing what Adam did to Jesse,” she says. Did she expect everyone to cut contact with her when she had an affair with someone else’s husband for several months? Truly, I’d love to know. Prince Eric proves he is an angel once again by handling the situation perfectly when he very well could just say she’s a… hypocrite. and are up and this chick needs more airtime. He is falling for her and Mel can’t see her life without him. She likes him to piss hard and fast. They stay. and are up and they’re both staying, duh. Bunnings Daddy comes to the couch alone and surely this is an ideal situation for him? expert John said earlier that was sick, which is why she’s not here tonight. “She goes through a lot more at that time of the month,” Bunnings Daddy says. SURELY. FUCKING NOT. He says he’s not a voice for “endo-do-metriosis” (not a word / condition) or “a woman’s biological functions”. OH MY GOD. I am screaming. He is smiling like a child. Is this for real? “She’s in a lot of pain and gets very emotional and crying,” Bunnings Daddy says while… tearing up? Is… he crying? What is happening. He says it’s very hard to see her “like that”and I’m not sure what I just watched but they both chose to stay. Rupert says he feels chemistry with Evelyn and where when how? Super boring areas but they both stay to try and figure out how to have a conversation. is going for six-hour runs so Sandy would like him to be at home a bit more. He’s missing the sun, sand and surf which feels like a motivational quote in an Airbnb but go off Daddy Dan. You can afford it, no doubt. John says they seem like just mates, if that. Dan says he’s not sexually attracted to Sandy right now. He says that sexual chemistry isn’t there because the sexual tension needs to build? Um. It’s been three weeks? They both choose to stay but I don’t have much hope. Sandy is pretty upset because hearing someone isn’t attracted to you is the worst shit ever. Tayla and Hugo are up and kill me now because these two are cooked. She’s pissed off because Hugo called her “adorable and cute”. She would prefer to be called “smart” and “quick” and “driven” and something tells me would’ve pissed her off too. She takes about 30 minutes to answer whether or not she’s attracted to him which says it all, really. “My type was definitely football guys and you know, typical tradies,” she says. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. expert says she does not create made-to-order grooms. Tayla’s annoyed that she laughs at his jokes but they both choose to stay. Lyndall and are up and Lyndall is about to lose herself in the moment, she owns it she better never let it go. Cam wouldn’t hug Lyndall because he felt pressured by Lyndall’s mum to do exactly that. Are they five years old? Why is another generation asking them to hug? Why was Lyndall’s mum there? Isn’t that meant to be a part of the show, like, later down the track? Lyndall is crying because she feels un-huggable. John tells Cameron it’s a cop-out and who the fuck is Cameron? “I should’ve just done the hug, but I didn’t,” he says. Why are we having a discussion about a hug that never happened? This is a really stupid moment for this program and I’ve seen dumb shit on it, trust me. He promises to pull the head out of his ass and give his wife hugs. They stay. Jesse and Claire are up. Jesse looks like a tradie in that shirt, no? Except with highlighter yellow instead of mustard and with electric blue instead of black? OK I guess it’s nothing like it. Everyone attacks Claire for lying. Sandy tells Alyssa, the hypocrite, that Claire has come forward and held herself accountable and what the fuck more does she want? I have to agree here. Stop flogging the cheating horse. Claire starts crying and please don’t vomit, sis. Your throat scares me. Claire is hyper-conscious about Jesse still caring about her. He says he can give Claire his forgiveness and friendship but he has to do right by himself, so he’s leaving. Power to Jesse. Claire chose to stay to try and earn back Jesse’s trust. But she doesn’t want him to feel like he has to stay if he doesn’t want to. She wants to make him feel like he’s deserving and worthy. He feels “a bit grumpy” about the whole thing. He’s “exhausted” even though Claire might still have gas in the tank. “I don’t have the same steam,” he explains. He’s a shell of a human because he’s been humiliated like this before. John commends Jesse for maintaining kindness. Word. This is sweet. John wants him to stay to see what happens. Was it just me or was that MAFS Commitment Ceremony… boring?
Sign up to read this article
Read news from 100’s of titles, curated specifically for you.
Already a member? Sign in here
Related Stories
Top stories on inkl right now
One subscription that gives you access to news from hundreds of sites
Already a member? Sign in here
Our Picks
Fourteen days free
Download the app
One app. One membership.
100+ trusted global sources.