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Isabella Corbett

MAFS Fans Reckon They Know Which Couples Will Survive Based On Their Honeymoon Destinations

That episode of Married At First Sight was literally so boring that the internet started discussing the politics around couples’ honeymoon destinations. Because what would MAFS
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be without a smidgen of discourse, jealousy, drama and intrigue? In a nutshell, what people wanted to know was why do some  couples get saucy overseas honeymoons, while others are lumbered with dogshit staycations 20 minutes down the road from their wedding venue? When ‘s brother  is done going full on ‘s ass, I’d like to see him investigate that little caper. Move over, Benoit Blanc! For context, and  (yes, ) honeymooned in Singapore; Ollie and Tahnee hightailed it to Fiji; and  scooted to Fraser Island;  and  went to the Hunter Valley; and visited the Whitsundays, and Janelle and Adam ‘mooned in Cairns. The internet noticed that some people definitely got the short end of the straw. You simply cannot argue that the Hunter Valley and Singapore are on the same level. But then some folks put their tinfoil hats on and wondered whether the honeymoon location had anything to do with the couple’s chance at success. Honestly, I’m loving the creativity. Go girl, give us a conspiracy theory. Jokes aside, I definitely kind of get it. Ollie and Tahnee appear to be cute, normal fan favourites thus far and, unlike the other couples, they actually seem to like each other. Off to Fiji, you go. However, Dan and Sandy seemed to be going OK-ish until photos of him pashing a wedding guest emerged, so their international honeymoon clearly meant jack shit. But in saying that, our local ‘mooners Bronte and Harrison, Jesse and Claire and Janelle and Adam are all fucking doomed and you cannot tell me otherwise. This means that Lyndall and Cam (who are also honeymooning in Australia) are our last hope at testing this theory. Until tomorrow night, when even MORE people get married and are inevitably forced to honeymoon in places you can visit for $49 via Jetstar (lost luggage and delayed flights not included). If you want the full kit and caboodle re: tonight’s episode of , you can read our delicious little recap .
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