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MAFS Fans Have A Message For Cam: C U In The NT

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Someone fetch me a container of Vanish Napisan for my shirt ‘cos tonight’s final MAFS dinner party has made me sweat like I’ve never sweat before. The drama! The chaos! The passive aggressiveness! The sheer fuckery from Cam
MAFS guinea pigs Lyndall — parts Bunnings Boofhead Evelyn  MAFS like gorgy recap MAFS here We’ve Done The MAFS

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! I was on the edge of my seat and actually fell off at one point. I am typing this from the floor. Tonight the  experts dropped off honesty boxes so that the the couples could ask each other hard-hitting and deeply personal questions in front of an audience, medium rare steak and bread. You know what they say! Honesty is best served with side salad. Cam really took this to heart by telling  for the first time, mind you — that he doesn’t know if she’ll fit into his life in the Northern Territory. But also that doesn’t mean she won’t fit into of his lifestyle, which makes no sense. The good people of Twitter were mad that Cam kept making excuses about his inability to show affection and his “remote work” shitola. As they should be. Then the bloke was like, “Hold my Great Northern!” ‘cos he announced he loves Lyndall as a person, but he couldn’t see himself falling in love with her. Between him and (TYSM for this one), it’s really the Gronk Olympics on . Folks were equal parts “WTF” and “I saw this coming” because from what we’ve seen, Cam has made it clear that he doesn’t like Lyndall. And when I say “made it clear”, I mean he’s refused to compromise, make an effort and give her clear indications — physical or otherwise — that he cares for her. He’s also pretty obtuse, let’s be honest. But then he somehow managed to be even nastier by snapping at Evelyn after she told him he was a dickhead for stringing Lyndall along. I see no lies. “It’s a low blow,” she told him. “Is it? That’s no good. Don’t trip on the way out,” he replied. EVELYN (AND LYNDALL) STANS, WE RIDE AT DAWN. Judging by the final vows, it looks like Lyndall rips Cam a new asshole and I am giddy. I am elated. I am already mentally preparing a trip to Dan Murphy’s so I can pop a bottle of celebratory champagne afterwards. C U in the NT, you condescending gronk. If you’d like to catch up on the rest of the utter nonsense which went down tonight, look no further than our . If you’re still chomping at the bit for -related gossip, you can sign up to our newsletter  or give our podcast  (hehe) a listen.
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