. is slated to head up a podcast, will continue to piss us all off and is gearing up to *checks notes* launch her own merchandise range.
The mum-of-one recently revealed her big plans on , AKA the only platform the cast .
“Exciting things are coming y’all,” Alyssa penned over a video of herself sipping from a mug.
And while we hope the sip is a sign for all the tea-spilling to come, imagine our surprise when we noticed the insignia on her drinkware: a cartoon cake adorned with the phrase “I have a child”.
Obviously, because those seem to be the whole of the experiment. The quote quickly grew legs and waddled itself into a meme and that’s how we’ve landed ourselves on the cusp of an Alyssa Barmonde resurgence.
While we fear she may be overestimating her popularity coming off the 10th season of , the 35-year-old recently revealed she was after the series depicted her as a villain against hubby . Fingers crossed these mugs make her some bank.
She hasn’t dished on any plans to broaden her merch offering. That being said, fans of the marriage experiment have taken things into their own hands, with one user proving to be #TeamAlyssa.
“The 2023 version of the stick figure family,” they penned on the MAFS_AU thread.
Underneath, a snap of their car, which sported a self-made bumper sticker reading: “I have a child #MAFS”.
Baby On Board, who?
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