Singer Peter Andre found himself unexpectedly thrust into the " Wagatha Christie " trial last week.
He issued a dignified response after the court heard about a kiss-and-tell story featuring Rebekah Vardy two decades ago.
In the interview from 2002, before she got together with footballer husband Jamie Vardy, 35, she likened his manhood to a chipolata,
The singer - whose ex-wife Katie Price once referred to his penis as an 'acorn' - took to his Instagram account to rebut the claim, writing: 'Do you know how hard it is to keep biting my lip on situations? But the way I look at it, most people saw in the jungle how an acorn turned into an oak, so I think I'm OK.'
Now security guard Antonio Murolo says having a small penis is nothing to be ashamed of and his wife loves his smaller manhood.
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The 40-year-old from Southend, Essex, was single for a decade but says his luck changed when he met Ejiro Murolo, 36.
He says he spent a decade shying away from sexual encounters as he feared his manhood being mocked.
Initially, Antonio avoided the bedroom as he didn’t want history to repeat itself and ‘scare’ the chef away.
Now, three years on, Antonio is adamant a small penis is nothing to be ashamed of as their sex life is thriving.
He said: “Normally, this is a sensitive and private topic and I’ve kept it a secret for years. But now I have embraced and accepted it for what it is.
“I have an amazing wife who loves me regardless of my size. We have sex almost every day and she has helped me become a confident partner!”
He added: “During my late teens and early 20s, I measured my penis a lot because I hoped it would get bigger.
“Sadly, it didn’t and my confidence was massively knocked.
“I didn’t have any problems approaching women or dating but I dreaded taking my clothes off as I knew what was coming.
“Being a taller guy, women automatically assume a big one so it was heart breaking when they looked disappointed.
“After the first hook up, they would never want to meet again - they’d either ghost me or make up excuses.
“As time passed, I realised it was because of my penis. I lost trust in women and my confidence hit an all time low so I decided to stop trying which is how I ended up single for ten years.”
Antonio fell head over heels for Ejiro but there was just one thing holding him back. After weeks of dating, he shared his secret but she was ‘perfectly fine’ with it.
He said: “I avoided anything to do with sex because I didn’t want what we have to end. I asked questions like ‘what is important to you in the bedroom?’ and she never mentioned size.
“Eventually, I told her my penis is 3.5 inches and she appreciated my honesty.”
Now, there’s no stopping the pair who enjoy a healthy sex life almost every day.
Ejiro said: “I couldn’t help but feel upset for Antonio when he opened up to me about the bullying he had received over the years - from friends and previous lovers.
“I reassured him it wasn’t a problem and it isn’t.
“We make up for it by trying out new positions and longer foreplay. I haven’t got any complaints - he is much better than many of my ex partners.”
