THE likeness of Lewis Capaldi has appeared to a man while enjoying a chippy.
“I saw Lewis Capaldi in ma chips earlier,” the man wrote in to The National today.
The resemblance of the Scottish singer etched into chippy paper in the form of grease or vinegar stains – is it a divine apparition?
Probably not. But it’s certainly uncanny – to a hellish extent, I might add.
But still, chips, ketchup, battered fish and a stain resembling a Scottish superstar. What does it mean?
The Jouker will be stewing over this one for a while.
