Katie Price isn't backwards and coming forwards in terms of sharing graphic stories about her sex life.
From orgies and group sex to blow-by-blow (pun intended) details of her lovemaking with boyfriends and husbands, as far as KP is concerned - sharing is caring.
And one of her nicest tales involves a trip to the Playboy mansion where she got grotty in the grotto.
Back in her Jordan hey day, Katie, 42, was invited to live at the notorious mansion and was even offered the opportunity to become one of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's girlfriends.
But as open-minded as she is, a life sleeping with a 70-something year old wasn't the road KP wanted to walk.
"When I was younger I lived with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion for about six weeks, but to be a girlfriend you have to do the deed and I did not want to do the deed," she revealed on her 2017 UK tour.
"He's a really nice guy though. I just didn't want to do it."
Not one to go quietly though, before packing her bags to head back to Blighty, Katie came up with a cunning plan to leave her stamp on the place.
Heading down to the grotto - the mansion's scene of many an infamous orgy - she did what any self-respecting ladette would do and took a waz.
She added: "I went to the famous grotto and I marked my territory – I p***ed in it."
But her stay at the mansion wasn't all spent peeing in pools and hiding from Hugh Hefner.
KP did manage to fit in some fun time of her own too, getting down and dirty with another woman.
"I have had time with a woman, not a relationship, but only when I am drunk, never sober," thrice-married Katie previously told the audience at her An Evening With Katie Price show in Gateshead.
"You know, when you're with your mates like in a room, mucking about, like the Playboy Mansion. I have like had threesomes and all of that. It was years ago."
