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Matt Galea

Just Gonna Say It: This Season Of RHOBH Was A Mess And They Need A Major Shake-Up Next Year

Well, that’s a wrap on one of the most bullshit seasons of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It’s probably the most BS season we’ve seen since RHOBH
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Who should be cast in RHOBH season 13?

Kyle Richards

RHOBH she personally told me while she was in Australia am Kim

Garcelle Beauvais

Garcelle RHOBH

Sutton Stracke

Erika Jayne

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Lisa Rinna

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Denise Richards

Denise Richards

Brandi Glanville

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Camille Meyer

Camille Meyer RHOBH

RHOBH Friends for Season 13

Eileen Davidson

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Dorit Kemsley

Dorit

Faye Resnick

Faye Resnick

RHOBH Guests for Season 13

Kathy Hilton

Kathy Hilton

Kim Richards

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Lisa Vanderpump

LVP who’s rumoured to be in and who’s rumoured to be out. RHOBH is now streaming on Hayu.

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Season nine, AKA the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice season. Which is really bloody saying something! And it’s a shame, too. Given that the cast was (mostly) killer. But it just goes to show that even an A+ line-up won’t produce A+ television. The fundamental issue here is that there was a colossal build-up with a majorly disappointing anti-climax. Considering they’d been teasing a melt-down since the start of the year, we were expecting that the experienced production team would serve us some glorious footage, but nope. There was somehow no footage in the sprinter van, the house or the club. They’re able to film the girls getting lit in packed New York City night clubs and admitting to debaucherous activity when cameras are down (á la ‘s hot mic moment where she discussed the pirate). Yet there’s mysteriously no footage from the moment the ladies entered the club until the next day. It ended up turning into a confusing, nonsensical case of she said, she said and fans feel incredibly let-down. Which leads me to my salient point: where do we go next? The powers that be at Bravo should be handing out contracts as we speak and it’s one of the most important decisions they’ll ever make. ICYMI: next year is Season 13 and historically, that has been an unlucky number. I mean, look at . That died in the ass with Season 13 due to shitty casting decisions and they need to avoid making that mistake again. In order to revive the series, I’ve come up with a clever proposal of who should be hired for a surefire hit season. Kyle is the glue that holds everything together. The queen of . The last remaining OG. We need her on the show and I hope she never leaves. I know there were rumblings about her leaving after this season but that she has no intentions of quitting any time soon. I concerned that she was particularly distressed after this reunion, but she’s been through worse with her other sister . I reckon she needs a redemption season, but we’ll get to that in a sec. She’s an icon, she is a legend, and she is the moment. is the future of . She’s not going anywhere. This woman. This woman right here. She was born to be a Housewife. She’s quirky, eccentric, has an overt sense of style (more kitty sweaters, please!), freely displays her emotions and will read a bitch if she needs to. The show is called ~~ and there’s nothing more real than . We’ve been watching Erika Jayne’s post- journey with our jaws on the floor this whole time. Why stop now? Not only that, but everyone finally got their wish this season: the Fox Force Five is no more. Don’t you want to see what happens next? I sure as shit do! I know there’s a mad witch hunt to havethrown off the show and banished into the abyss. But I think that would be as big of a mistake as putting on pause and letting turn to shit. To the pitchfork-wielding people standing out the front of Bravo HQ, demanding that Rinna be fired, I’d like you to ask yourself: what would this season have been without her? Literally all of the best scenes involved Rinna in some way, everything else was a total sleeping pill. Sure, as put it, she’s “a disaster” on social media and also on the show itself, but I’d personally rather a chaotic Housewife than a boring Housewife. Love her or hate her, she is a necessary evil and needs her. With the aforementioned torch-wielding villagers now on their way to my doorstep, let me explain more of the reasoning behind wanting Rinna to stay. This/Lisa Rinna sit-down has been teased for a while now and I think it’s time that it finally happens. And when it does happen, I don’t want it done in private. I need Andy and a camera. Denise had a shit go of it the first time around and she deserves a redemption season. But the Rinna/Denise make-up won’t be enough to sustain the entire season. We need the OG badass of back. With her return to the on , Brandi proved that she’s still absolutely brilliant television. No offence to certain Housewives who will remain unnamed, but it pisses me off that Bravo wastes salary money on ladies who don’t pull their weight. One thing is for sure, Brandi Glanville will damn well earn her paycheque and give us one hell of a season. Why hasn’t been invited back in a full-time capacity is astounding to me. Every time she pops up on-screen my eyes light up because I know we’re in for some reality TV GOLD. Camille is a OG and deserves to be welcomed back into the fold to help revive the flailing franchise. has had an Eilegend-shaped hole in it since we left. I’ve always thought that Eileen was a stabilising force in Rinna’s life. While Erika is the devil on her shoulder, Eileen is the angel. She needs both to keep her somewhat grounded. And also I wanna see what our soap opera QUEEN has been up to since almost throwing down with Kim Richards in Amsterdam. Speaking of… I’d hate to see demoted because I honestly love her so much, but she brought nothing this season. Niete. Nada. Zilch. Other than fabulous looks and a shoulder to cry on. And she can do both these things in a friend capacity. Attend the cast trips and wow us with her lewks and also be the voice of reason when shit hits the fan with the more chaotic girls in the group. When the morally corrupt is around, chaos ensues. Next season Kyle is bound to have an altercation or two with Rinna and Erika and we need Faye around to mediate. I know said she wouldn’t return to the Housewives if the gruesome twosome are involved, but how about as a guest? I’m hoping that she and Kyle will be able to repair their rift with a sit-down sans Lisa Rinna and her wicked smirk. Plus from what I hear Kathy’s salary is monstrous which is unfair given that she wouldn’t really bring as much as, say, a Camilla or a Brandi. Having all three Richards sisters on our screens is like the power of three uniting and blessing the world with its magic. If anyone can save , it’s the Richards sisters. The power of three will set us free. <3 OK, I know she’d never in a million years agree to film with Kyle, Rinna, Erika etc, but I reckon she’d defs film with Camille, Denise, Sutton and Garcelle! Just having a scene or two with throwing mass shade at the other girls from afar would be *chef’s kiss*. As I said earlier, casting announcements should be dropping shortly. In the meantime, here’s
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