Joe Rogan really wants people to know he’s flexible - so flexible in fact, that he’s claimed he could perform oral sex on himself “if he wanted to.”
(Weird flex but OK).
he made the not-so-humble brag during an episode of his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience on November 3, with guest comedians, Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis and Mark Normand.
It all began when Rogan revealed that he “shaves” the hair in his anal region, but guests questioned whether he was actually flexible enough to do this himself.
Known for his rigorous exercise routines and practising martial arts (three black belts: Tae Kwon Do, Jean Marques Machado’s Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Eddie Bravo’s 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, according to RoganTribe), the UFC commentator wanted to hammer home just how bendy he is when he made the crude confession.
“I’m very flexible,” Rogan told his guests, before going into more detail.
“I spread my legs apart and go head between the legs,” the 54-year-old explained before revealing: “Yeah, I can suck my own d**k if I wanted to.”
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Shaffir, Gillis, Normand couldn’t believe what Rogan was claiming as they all responded simultaneously saying: “No, you can’t.”
Though Joe insisted that it was possible and described further how he knows he could do it... without actually doing it.
“I’m super flexible. I’ve never done it, but I’ve put it around my face just to know I could do it,” Rogan added.
However, the guests wanted more concrete proof than just taking the podcaster’s word for it and asked him: “Show us through the jeans, and you can touch your jeans with your head.”
“I can flatten my body out. You know I can,” Rogan replied before recalling a time when a friend asked for him to do the splits properly and he did.
Then Normand joked about why Rogan is hosting a podcast when he could be performing oral sex on himself instead.
“You still have a d***k in your mouth — you can’t enjoy it!” Rogan quickly quipped as he laughed.
After this, people took to Twitter to roast Rogan over his outlandish claim.
Note to Joe Rogan: Most people describe how flexible they are by telling people whether or not they can touch their toes.
— Lowell Benjamin (@LowellCBenjamin) November 12, 2021
Super flexible Joe Rogan is - I believe the technical term here is - chatting shit. https://t.co/xb6PTVVKsV
— . (@twlldun) November 12, 2021
It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that Joe Rogan is so flexible that he can go down on himself. After all, he's spent the majority of his life with his head firmly up his ass. #JoeRogan #JoeRoganExperience
— Daniel Hennessy (@DK_Hennessy) November 13, 2021
I want to leave earth. https://t.co/sP5aqarX6E
— Kyle (@theaveragekyl) November 12, 2021
All you need to know about this dude l https://t.co/gCyuUAfW1l
— no thanks (@baronessvonprof) November 12, 2021
I guess since no one else wants to these days...https://t.co/khMFxAltZN
— TheBionicWoman (@6millionwoman) November 13, 2021
Joe Rogan says he's flexible enough to go down on himself. I feel like celebrities are trying to kill us with too much personal information. 🙉🙈
— MzFightDiva40 (@MzFightDiva40) November 13, 2021
"I'm so flexible, I know FOR A FACT that I could suck my own dick. I mean, I totally 100% have never tried..but, like I'm just saying..okay, okay hypothetically speaking, if I ever got tired of beating my meat, maybe I pulled a tri at the gym, I could suck my own dick" -Joe Rogan
— Joey in Ruins (@Joey_Ruins) November 14, 2021
It’s not the first time Rogan has been roasted by people online. Last month, the podcaster was left red-faced after mistaking a satirical “dystopian police state” video for an Australian government advert.
