The first episode of HBO’s 2023 Hard Knocks season got off to great start with the New York Jets, with no shortage of noteworthy moments.
For me? It was all about the car-coochie board.
That was how defensive tackle Tanzel Smart pronounced it when he was talking to some defenders including Solomon Thomas. He was all about wanting to “go to a Broadway show” and eat a “car coochie board.”
Yep, it’s charcuterie.
Did he get that from TikTok? Perhaps. But this is what got the most laughs after Episode 1, and I’m never calling it anything other than that ever again:
When you tryin to be fancy and they killing your vibe. #TakeFlight #HardKnocks pic.twitter.com/yu8NNVxGeH
— Regulators Podcast (@RegulatorsPod) August 9, 2023
"I wanna go to a Broadway show. I wanna eat a 'Car Coochie' board"….
EAT A WHAT? bwahahahaha #HardKnocks pic.twitter.com/mCMUn24vAk— Lurch Marley (@lurchmarley) August 9, 2023
How is “Car Coochie Board” not trending #1 https://t.co/thSFoZn6eD
— Mark Brisbois (@MarkBrisbois) August 9, 2023
Tanzel Smart saying he wanted to eat a “char-coochie” board was the highlight of the night and probably the entire series idc
— The Jet Press (@TheJetPress) August 9, 2023
