Jason Kelce may no longer be a member of the Philadelphia Eagles, but the newly retired center has no plans to give up on the Dallas Cowboys hatred. The rivalry runs strong in the Kelce household.
Kelce — who is set to begin his post-playing career as an ESPN NFL analyst — bought himself a Tesla Cybertruck earlier this year. And though the Cybertruck is objectively the ugliest car generally owned by unserious people, Kelce made some necessary additions to the vehicle.
Let’s just say that Eagles fans will certainly approve of his bumper sticker choices. The same can’t be said for Cowboys fans.
Jason Kelce may not be playing anymore but he still hates the Cowboys pic.twitter.com/CxnQLAP6yG
— JM Football (@JomboyMediaFB) August 20, 2024
The Cybertruck had a sticker of Ben Franklin urinating on a Cowboys logo. At first, it looked like that Kelce could have been just showing off a bumper sticker on a random Cybertruck. But nope, the car belongs to him. There was also a “92%” sticker in case there was any doubt.
Fans, of course, had plenty of thoughts on the sticker and the car.
This was how Twitter/X reacted
Jason Kelce with the greatest bumper sticker ever on his Cyber Truck LMAO pic.twitter.com/bmkky7vJOM
— Josh Reynolds (@JoshReynolds24) August 20, 2024
He can put as many stickers as he wants… we own them anyway. https://t.co/VhS6yeMZM9
— Ariana ✭ (@ari_napan) August 20, 2024
Never change Jason Kelce! #Eagles | #FlyEaglesFly
pic.twitter.com/iYujiDHGom— The Swoop Scoops (@TheSwoopScoops) August 20, 2024
Of course Jason Kelce has a Tesla Cybertruck with perfect sticker 😂 pic.twitter.com/HW15uFjztN
— SPORTSRADIO 94WIP (@SportsRadioWIP) August 20, 2024
Of course Jason Kelce would put this sticker on his Cybertruck 😂 https://t.co/6EJnjdiZO8 pic.twitter.com/f4UL66sJhV
— The 33rd Team (@The33rdTeamFB) August 20, 2024