shredded he is
handsome
anything
massive cheeks
(aka Elliot Stabler) working out in the buff. And I mean that literally. This man is so ripped even his buttcheeks have abs.
The ad does what it says on the tin, really. It’s just one entire minute of Meloni showing us how fucking . Doing his meditations naked, lifting weights naked and putting his bountiful Melonis right against the camera.
Unfortunately for those of us with crippling daddy issues, the ad is censored throughout. However, this implies the existence of an uncensored version, surely. Peloton, release the Meloni Cut on OnlyFans or something. You will make a buck.
You can view the ad in all its glory right here:
Do not ask me what the video was supposed to be advertising. I could not tell you the colour of in that video.
Meloni gained a healthy heaping of internet attention in the middle of 2021 after pics of his became the centre of many an online discussion.
How can you blame us though? We were in the middle of a pandemic, touch-starved and crippled by the weight of our own isolation. Daddy Meloni and his gluteus supermaximus were the light at the end of a very dark tunnel.
Always keen to be in on the joke, however, Meloni addressed the claims that he was a member of the Special Thicctims Unit on Twitter.
Not the Patrick clapping his cheeks meme… sir what are you DOING.
Christopher Meloni himself was actually the one who first called his ass cheeks Melonis. That, my friends, is branding.
Speaking of branding, the man definitely knows that he’s become the ultra-daddy eye candy of the world at the moment.
Not long ago, he did a photo shoot with wearing grey sweatpants and a crop top, the sluttiest combo a man can muster. I still think of it to this day.
Peloton, if you’re reading this, I would like to know if any purchase of your products will bring me one step closer to daddy Meloni.
I’ll buy ten of whatever it was you were advertising in that ad, I swear it.
How has no one shared this still from the show yet pic.twitter.com/EMzkmQgULS
— LeTitsNow (@delihund) April 7, 2021
Sure- big birthday(60), big boy(200 lbs), big cake https://t.co/lmkZ5JKFWe
— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) April 8, 2021
Interview MagazineThe other Melonis are trending, not me https://t.co/uBvpSCC03x
— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) April 8, 2021
I hope @Chris_Meloni knows I’m sending this to my bosses and blaming him for my productivity going to absofuckinglutely ZERO for the rest of the day. #zaddy pic.twitter.com/mZ7PUApQbC
— C (@EvermoreEO) June 9, 2021
CHRIS MELONI IN A CROP TOP AND GREY SWEATS IM GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL pic.twitter.com/KUJfXQaVsd
— kaity (@heymilIer) June 9, 2021
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