A Burger King customer who phoned police to complain her meal wasn't cooked perfectly was quickly put in her place after being slammed for wasting emergency services' time.
The fast food giant have released audio from a 911 call handed to them by police.
The American woman can be heard ranting about her experience at a drive-thru, to the shock of the dispatcher.
She claims she asked staff four different times to make her Western Barbecue Burger just the way she wanted it.
After opening the bag, the diner demanded an officer come to her location before being informed her she didn’t have a criminal complaint.
“OK, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?” the worker can be heard saying.
“We can’t go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.”
Amazingly, the woman replies: “Well, you’re supposed to be here to protect me.”
The confused dispatcher bites back: “Over a cheeseburger?”
In another call, a man informs the emergency line that the restaurant doesn't have the drink he wants.
Police were forced to make clear they don't want to hear from people with petty fast food disputes.
The issue of reporting such issues as a crime is not exclusive to America.
In 2018, Brits were lambasted for calling 999 after KFC was forced to close 629 restaurants across the UK.
A few resorted to calling the emergency services to report the lack of chicken.
The official Tower Hamlets Twitter account has put out a message asking people not to call them about the closures.
The message stated: "Please do not contact us about the # KFCCrisis - it is not a police matter if your favourite eatery is not serving the menu that you desire."
During the 'crisis' an angry KFC fan who ranted about being forced to go to Burger King on the ITV news was offered a year's worth of free grub by BK.
Other pointless 999 phone calls include a lady whose freezer she ordered didn't turn up and a Manchester woman who claimed her playful cat was 'doing her head in' by playing with some string.
