In a Reddit post, an employee told of how they were accused of “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” after calling a ginger cat “dumb”.
In a twist, the now-viral post has led to the “simple” kitty winning hearts across the globe - and the moggy even has his own Twitter account now.
The kitty in question, called Jorts, is a workplace cat who often gets himself into pickles by accidentally locking himself into rooms and getting his head stuck in cups.
Posting on Reddit, the employee said that when they joked about ginger Jorts being “dumb”, a colleague accused them of “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes by saying orange cats are dumb”. The colleague also allegedly demanded that the Redditor takes part in racial sensitivity training.
The Redditor explained that Jorts lives in their workplace along with Jean, a tortoiseshell cat.
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“Simple guy” Jorts apparently can’t open doors that are ajar, and instead shoves the door whether he’s going in or out, resulting in him sometimes becoming trapped in rooms.
His colleague, who was given the pseudonym Pam, has tried to teach Jorts how to exit an ajar door for himself. Obviously, it didn’t work.
But when the Redditor put down a doorstop to prevent Jorts from slamming doors shut, Pam was outraged. She accused the original poster (OP) of depriving Jorts of the “chance to learn” and kept removing the doorstop.
Taking things a step further, Pam went so far as to “set up a series of special learning activities for Jorts” and outline them as tasks on the staff whiteboard.
They explained: “She thinks we need to teach him how to clean himself better and how to get out of minor barriers like when he gets a cup stuck on his head, etc. I love Jorts but he’s just dumb af and we can’t change that.
“Don’t get me wrong— watching her try to teach Jorts how to walk through a door is hilarious, but Jean got locked in the closet twice last week. Yesterday I installed a cat cutout thing in the door and Pam started getting really huffy.”
But things got heated when the Redditor cracked a joke at Jort’s expense.
The poster said: “I made a gentle joke about ‘you can’t expect Jean’s tortoiseshell smarts from orange cat Jorts’ which made Pam FURIOUS. She started crying and left the hallway, then sent an email to the group (including volunteers) and went home early.
“In her email Pam said I was ‘perpetuating ethnic stereotypes by saying orange cats are dumb’ and is demanding a racial sensitivity training before she will return. I don’t think it’s relevant but just in case, Pam is a white person in a mostly minority staff (and no she is not ginger/does not have red hair).”
Commenters rinsed Pam for implying you can be “racist” towards cats, with others saying they haven’t met an orange cat “that wasn’t exceedingly dumb”.
Then, shortly after the original Reddit post went up, we got an update.
They said that HR met with both themselves and Pam, and expressed concern that Pam compared ethnic stereotypes with giving a cat a doorstop. They also asked Pam to stop assigning other staff “Jorts-related tutoring”, as it is “not appropriate for Pam to assign others work”.
Pam was apparently upset that the Redditor seems to favour Jean, which the original poster admitted they did, before adding: “Some of these things are fair. Jorts deserves respect as a member of our team.”
They went on to say that the cats are so well respected that, to keep Jean and Jorts safe, five unvaccinated employees were not allowed near them. Amazingly, this was enough to win over four of them to go and get the vaccine. The company’s clients also love the moggies, with the Redditor remarking: “Both cats truly are doing important work. Truly Jorts deserves to be treated with respect.
“We all deserve to be treated with dignity at work, so I will apologise to Jorts about some things that were insensitive or disrespectful.”
To make up for the favouritism, the Redditor has committed to getting Jorts a nice new bed with his name on it. They will also apologise to Jorts, and remove the sign that says “Days since Jorts had a trash can mishap” due to his penchant for tipping over the office bins.
They will also update Jorts’ staff bio to include a picture of him, instead of the image of a sweet potato that is currently used to depict him.
And the cats will be under the care of the original poster from now on, as the cats “are [their] staff”.
As for Pam? Unbelievably, she’s had to be told “NOT to apply margarine to any of her coworkers” after admitting to putting margarine on the cat in an attempt to teach him to groom himself. Sadly, this led to poor Jean developing the runs.
The OP added: “Jean has shown she is willing to be in charge of helping Jorts stay clean. If this task becomes onerous for Jean, we can have a groomer help. I am crying laughing typing this.”
Jorts became so popular that the Redditor made the cats their very own Twitter account, where Jean has suggested they join a union:
update: Jean says all workers need a union pic.twitter.com/Z54ZA23S6i
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) December 15, 2021
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) December 15, 2021
Twitter is head over heels for the cat, with one suggesting Jorts should have been Time’s Person of the Year instead of Elon Musk:
I think we all agree @time made a huge mistake today. I demand some recognition for Jorts. pic.twitter.com/XCX0RJbcZo
— no dead weight (@no_dead_weight) December 15, 2021
Come for Jorts, stay for the update of buttered Jorts. https://t.co/Ofqag91q7K
— Stephanie Land (@stepville) December 15, 2021
Do it for me. https://t.co/fA2ESmW571
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) December 15, 2021
I am still thinking about Jorts. pic.twitter.com/DJLMg2CuAg
— Lizzy Dent 🔮 (@DentLizzy) December 15, 2021
"Jorts" is absolutely the first time I've seen a trending topic on twitter, explored it, and then not walked away completely disgusted with everything that exists. Bless his unbuttered paws.
— Nic Healey 🎙️🥃 (@dr_nic) December 15, 2021
I would die for Jorts. Also, every ginger boy I've ever had has been dumb as a box of cheese, unable to groom themselves and the snuggliest bits of miracles to ever exist. Don't butter them. https://t.co/9fGCUvZBxt
— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) December 15, 2021
Flowers for Jorts
— Arthur Chu (@arthur_affect) December 15, 2021
Just got new professional portraits done. Going with this one. #jorts pic.twitter.com/rnPhqEVfN5
— Dr. Sarah T. Roberts (@ubiquity75) December 14, 2021
This is the lift I needed to get me through this absolute nonsense of a month. Also: we all know a jorts. Love your jorts. https://t.co/JZ4wynTCM8
— James Ball (@jamesrbuk) December 14, 2021
Pam teaching Jorts how to get out of doors pic.twitter.com/pKH2pt6OOk
— Catgirlboss (@PastelSatellite) December 14, 2021
This is the most wholesome thing I have ever read and just to clarify: Jorts is an orange cat https://t.co/oaRg2qnNgv
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) December 15, 2021
I think we can all agree Jorts is the best, but let's send some love to Jean for being a stellar supportive sibling.
— Tim Boerger (@timboerger) December 15, 2021
Also, cats and margarine don't mix.
Others commended the way the cats encouraged their colleagues to get vaccinated:
Fox News: if you force people to get vaccinated they will quit and your business will collapse!!!!1!
— Pavel A. Samsonov (@PavelASamsonov) December 15, 2021
Reality: people will fold and get vaccinated as soon as they're forbidden to go into the building with Jorts the cat pic.twitter.com/4zhuu0OAVS
I love that the loss of cat privileges made 4 anti-vaxxers change their mind.
— Victor Catano (@VGCatano) December 15, 2021
“I will NOT get the Covid vaccine! And you can’t make me!!!”
“Ok, then you can’t visit Jean and Jorts.”
Worker sighs, rolls up sleeve.
The coda that Jorts is a vaccine influencer is truly a delight.
— s. e. smith (@sesmith) December 15, 2021
Some also shared pictures of their own cats in solidarity:
TEAM JORTS pic.twitter.com/ZKRbG41KD2
— 🔔🦌Jingle Elles🦌🔔 (@ellle_em) December 15, 2021
This was my Jorts (Henry). He routinely climbed the fence and forgot how to get back down so he'd sit up there and cry incessantly until I got the stepladder and rescued him. This happened a couple of times a day for years until he became an inside only cat. pic.twitter.com/qTDnYx26Q8
— Sherry (@CackalackySky) December 15, 2021
This fat orange guy, Lanny, would lay on ground to eat and routinely got lost in our 500 sq ft apartment. He would salute Jorts for carrying on the longstanding tradition set by all the other fat orange cats before him. NTA. pic.twitter.com/MDCxg3PQJU
— Jeannie Seidel (@jeans_44) December 14, 2021
Behold. "Buddy" is my Jorts and I love himb. pic.twitter.com/ayOjNvS4Cj
— Pamela K. Gilbert (@PamelaKGilbert) December 15, 2021
We’ll admit, we’re not entirely sure how convinced we are that all of this actually happened, but we certainly enjoyed it nonetheless.
Jorts for PM.