Eden Hazard: The Gallery

'Eden Hazard surprises everyone with his choice of Manchester moves,' announces Aman Gill Photograph: Photomontage

'Tottenham may be shopping in Lidl this summer thanks to Chelsea's Champions League win, but we can always dream,' sighs Daragh McCann Photograph: Photomontage

Tim Whitwell takes a trip to the Garden of Eden Photograph: Photomontage

Shane Kelly tags along for the ride ... Photograph: Photomontage

... while Jonathan Oguntona has a slightly different take on proceedings Photograph: Photomontage

'I suppose I could have done something with Bo, Luke and the delectable Daisy but surely everyone's going there,' says Tony Crawford Photograph: Photomontage

Frank Cook duly obliges with this effort, and throws in Eddie Izzard for good measure: 'The sacking of the chief scouts for the two Manchester clubs was seen as an occupational hazard' Photograph: Photomontage

'The Hazard saga is almost as confusing as the badge,' muses Mark Pickavant Photograph: Photomontage

William Glanville shows off some fancy Photoshop skills in his Batman-themed entry Photograph: Photomontage

'It looks like the Premier League may be replacing a malfunctioning oak tree called Edin, with a slick, step-over merchant called Eden,' trails James Lucas Photograph: Photomontage

Not content with a simple caption, Brett Turner has penned a whole verse: '(In a southern drawl voiceover-stylee) Down in Prem County they've got money comin' out o'their ears, which is lucky for some folk – the reporters may be pretty, but the bosses sure ain't! Good thing for our boy Hazard he's got his pick of the bunch ... YEEE-HAAAW!' Photograph: Photomontage

Richard Day offers some advice to Premier League defenders Photograph: Photomontage

'I know the Fergie thing doesn't really make sense, but I couldn't resist putting his head on Ted Danson's body,' witters John O'Donnell Photograph: Photomontage

Rachel Eirinberg rounds things off with another Garden of Eden-themed offering, possibly even more alarming than the rest Photograph: Photomontage